September 17th, 2004, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ThisLand Was My Land
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|  *Crazy Stories For Crazy People*
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Man Stuck In Yugo
A man named Buddha Stuckin Kar was stuck in his car for 32 hours on July 20, 1999. The man decided to take his lunch break in his car, only to find out that he was 90 pounds over the Authentic Yugo Weight Limit (AYWL). The firefighters had to use the Jaws Of Life to get the man out of his vehicle. He only had minor scratches on his toe and is currently in an OK condition.
On his coming back party, now 91 pounds thinner, we gave him a brand new Yugo with a weight limit 300 pounds more than the AYWL. Courtesy of the Yugo Inc.
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Henderson FBI Squad Finds People Eating In Sewer
The FBI has just found 37 people feeding off the green sewer material. The radio active material has made the people have an addiction along with a 6th toe, except one man which he grew a 7th toe. The green material is now being examined and tested on people near Fallen, NV.
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Women Nail Goop Is Glue
3 women finished polishing their nails with a mystery goop they bought from a Horse Vet Office. Only to find out their hands stuck to their car's steering wheel. They used an old caveman tactic of gnawing off their arm to escape from danger to free themselves. They later found out the mystery goop was glue. Now 3 armless women are suing the Horse Insurance America (the vets office's name) to get a newly made arm, ironically made from the same horse's hide.
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