[Steve R Jones]

And then there's:
Cop Steals Pot, Makes Brownies, Calls 911

Quote:

DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."