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Xeroid · December 11th, 2002, 07:40 PM

Good ones!

Heard this one? It's an old Jerry Clower joke (it's not exact but this is how I remember it).

Uncle Versie and the Preacher go bird hunting one day. They walk out the front door and the Preacher notices that Uncle Versie didn't have his shotgun, all he brought with him was a basket.

They walk out across the field and 2 birds flush. The preacher gets them both on the rise with his shotgun. "That's pretty good shootin" says Uncle Versie.

They walk along a little more and Uncle Versie looks up and sees a bird directly overhead. Uncle Versie holds his basket out and puts that ole ugly grin on the bird. It's the ugliest grin the Preacher has ever seen. The bird is stunned and just floats down out of the sky and into Uncle Versie's basket.

"That's quite a talent you got there" says the Preacher, "just grin at a bird with that ugly grin of yours and catch them in a basket". "Can anyone else in your family do that?" "Yep, my wife can" replys Uncle Versie. "Do you ever take her bird hunting with you?" asks the Preacher. "Naah" says Uncle Versie, "she tears em up too bad".

December 11th, 2002, 07:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xeroid Ultimate Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,925	Good ones! Heard this one? It's an old Jerry Clower joke (it's not exact but this is how I remember it). Uncle Versie and the Preacher go bird hunting one day. They walk out the front door and the Preacher notices that Uncle Versie didn't have his shotgun, all he brought with him was a basket. They walk out across the field and 2 birds flush. The preacher gets them both on the rise with his shotgun. "That's pretty good shootin" says Uncle Versie. They walk along a little more and Uncle Versie looks up and sees a bird directly overhead. Uncle Versie holds his basket out and puts that ole ugly grin on the bird. It's the ugliest grin the Preacher has ever seen. The bird is stunned and just floats down out of the sky and into Uncle Versie's basket. "That's quite a talent you got there" says the Preacher, "just grin at a bird with that ugly grin of yours and catch them in a basket". "Can anyone else in your family do that?" "Yep, my wife can" replys Uncle Versie. "Do you ever take her bird hunting with you?" asks the Preacher. "Naah" says Uncle Versie, "she tears em up too bad".