From Three Dead Trolls In a Baggie's Every OS Sucks. Some lines might be wrongly remembered.
I'm gonna skip the introduction and cut right to the Mac verse:
"But then Xerox made a prototype, Steve Jobs came on the scene,
read of mice and menues, recycle bins and a bitmapped screen.
Oh, Stevie said to Xerox: Boys just turn your heads and cough,
and then while noone was looking he ripped their interfaces off.
Stole every feature that he had seen, put it in a cute little box with a tiny little screen, Mac OS one ran that machine, only cost 5000 bucks. But it was slow, it was buggy, so they wrote it again, and now they're up to OS 10, they'll charge you for the beta then charge you again, the Mac OS Sucks!"
(chorus, can't remember it)
(crap I can't remember the Microsoft verse...!!! I'll edit it in later.)
Verse three: Linux
"Now there is *Lenux* or *Linux*, I don't know how you say it, or how you install it, or use it, or play it, or where to download it or what programs run, But *Lenux* or *Linux* don't sound like much fun. It's free they say, if you can get it to run, the geeks say 'Hey that's half the fun!', yeh well I've got a girlfriend and things to get done, the Linux OS sucks! I'm sorry, but it does!"
...I may have missed out. Go to:
Mp3.com to listen to the whole thing.