A poem by Gdubya

[TOAD6147]

Quote:

"MAKE THE PIE HIGHER"


I think we all agree,
the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me. I am
a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!

An oldie but goodie.
OK, a joke too:

Quote:

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has
a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly
prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your
IQ?" The guy replies 150, and the robot proceeds to
make conversation about global warming, quantum
physics, spirituality, biochemistry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology,
and sexual proclivities.

The guy is very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of
the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink. Again, the robot serves a perfectly prepared
drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The guy responds, "about a 100," and immediately the
robot starts chatting - but this time about football,
NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns, and breasts.

Really impressed, the guy leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one more test. He heads out and
returns, again the robot serves him and asks, "What's
your IQ?"

The guy replies, "Er, 50, I think."

The robot asks, "So.....are....you...gonna...
vote.....for......Bush......again......???"

[Knothead]

Oh yeah, as though GDubya could rite that gud.

That was ghostwritten by his daddy's VP, Dan Quayle. Don't be fooled by the conspiracy, man.

[TOAD6147]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knothead

Oh yeah, as though GDubya could rite that gud.

That was ghostwritten by his daddy's VP, Dan Quayle. Don't be fooled by the conspiracy, man.

[Knothead]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOAD6147

The robot asks, "So.....are....you...gonna...
vote.....for......Bush......again......???"

Why is it that some of the best jokes start out with, "So a guy walks into a bar..."?

[Theophylact]

My favorite is:

A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this -- some kind of joke?"

[Knothead]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theophylact

My favorite is:

A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this -- some kind of joke?"

HAHAHAHA, that actually cracked me up, thanks man!

[Knothead]

Some random punchlines:

So the little fellow says, "Umm, I think I'll try the buffet"

and

So this old woman stands up and announces, "Well, I'll try it, but please don't be hitting me over the head!"

and

So he peeks into his cupped hands and says, "I think we have a winner!"

and...

[uethello]

So this horse walks into a bar, the bartender goes, "Why the long face?"

[Gomer]

Didja hear the one about the Irishman that walked out of the bar???


It could happen!!!

=)