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    hosting a few soccer coaches from the EU (I think I have converted a couple more)

    Took my coach out on the motorcycle yesterday and I have her ready to break out the arsenal. Ready to enter the American gun culture. by the end of the week I will have her saying "guns don't kill people, people kill people"


    huzzzah!

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    Soccer has coaches? It's Cross-Country with a ball FFS.

    I assume this is some sort of punishment? If I was forced to coach soccer, I'd want to know more about guns too!

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    Soccer is far more a sport than garden gnome sports like baseball.

    You know where you wait for 2 seconds of action every 10 minutes.

    Casual game of soccer 681 calories per hour

    Casual game of base ball 486

    Casual game of social badmiton 438

    The skill of stealing that ball blocking it from the goal are arts that I have not mastered but a good soccer requires years to hone his skills as does a baseball player. But look at it this way I dont see a whole lot of beer leages in soccer while baseball is the dumpy middle aged overweight mans sport.

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    Ah boo neither compare to Ice Hockey or LaCrosse.
    You know dog spelled backwards is god.....

    coincidence ..... i think not.

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    I will give you ice hockey but lacrosse I can not speak to. I have never seen it played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epidemic View Post
    The skill of stealing that ball blocking it from the goal are arts that I have not mastered but a good soccer requires years to hone his skills as does a baseball player.
    LOL! It's not hard to block a shot at all. I used to do it all the time in high school. Even though I dislike the game and avoid watching it like the plague, I was really good in goal. Go figure.
    Unofficial TechIMO record holder for the number of times being added and removed from beemer's ignore list.

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    A guided missile?

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    The skill of stealing that ball blocking it from the goal are arts that I have not mastered but a good soccer players requires years to hone his skills as does a baseball player. But look at it this way I dont see a whole lot of beer leages in soccer while baseball is the dumpy middle aged overweight mans sport.

    The beer leagues statement stands. Geezers can play baseball but you need to be in reasonable shape to even play casual soccer game. Remeber baseball is much more a game than a sport sorta like badmitton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epidemic View Post
    The beer leagues statement stands. Geezers can play baseball but you need to be in reasonable shape to even play casual soccer game. Remeber baseball is much more a game than a sport sorta like badmitton
    Basketball, American Football, Hockey...there are a couple of sports that are much more intense than Soccer. Soccer is easier to play than the previously listed sports while not in shape. I know!

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    Very cool!

    Quote Originally Posted by cunokyle View Post
    Basketball, American Football, Hockey...there are a couple of sports that are much more intense than Soccer. Soccer is easier to play than the previously listed sports while not in shape. I know!
    Depends what position in American football. As much as I hate soccer, I gotta say, you need to be in good overall shape to play, because every position except goal needs to be able to run around all game.

    Basketball is less intense too since the court is much smaller. Never played hockey, so I couldn't tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cunokyle View Post
    Basketball, American Football, Hockey...there are a couple of sports that are much more intense than Soccer. Soccer is easier to play than the previously listed sports while not in shape. I know!

    Hockey is just soccer with a stick and punching it is very intense. more intense than soccer AFAIAC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epidemic View Post
    Took my coach out on the motorcycle yesterday and I have her ready to break out the arsenal. Ready to enter the American gun culture. by the end of the week I will have her saying "guns don't kill people, people kill people"


    huzzzah!
    He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves. One for his enemy, and one for himself.-- Lao Tzu

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    My coach is not a fire arms virgin anylonger.

    She is not proud of her accomplishments

    Rugger 10/22
    Llama 22 (looks like a midget 1911)
    Glock model 26 9MM
    30 caliber Carbine
    thompson contender 357
    Ruger Super Black hawk 44 Mag
    and best for last 12 Gauge


    My Thompson Contender 223 Broke I took a shot with some wolf ammo and as usual the wolf cartriage stuck... I broke the extractor before I could let her fire the dragon 10 inch barrel of a 223 pistol.

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