September 1st, 2008, 05:39 PM
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| Why I'm voting Republican
I'm voting Republican because I'm part of the god fearing racist majority that exists away from city centers and don't have reason to fraternize with "homos", "off-whites", or other wierdos.
I'm voting Republican because my leaders have convinced me that most of the rest of the world is out to get America and WAR is the only solution and THEY are the only ones to wage that war.
I'm voting Republican because I remember a time when the Republicans had a "moral compass".
I'm voting Republican because my life is now ruled by fear... and I'm starting to like it.
I'm voting Republican because regardless of how godawful everything gets... my friends vote Republican.
I'm voting Republican because the people my party makes available for presidential candidacy TOW THAT FUCKING LINE!
I'm voting Republican because my candidate is handsome and rugged and just stupid enough that I think he might be willing to sit down with me for a beer and some blow.
I'm voting Republican because I just don't know any damn better and ain't interested in finding out.
Oh.... and shove global warming up your ass, hippy, I got air conditioning.
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September 1st, 2008, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by uethello  Oh.... and shove global warming up your ass, hippy, I got air conditioning. | All satire aside, I like this part of your post. You can kiss my ass if you expect me to turn off the a/c. Move to the Texas coast for one summer, then tell me you didn't use your a/c.
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September 1st, 2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by uethello Oh.... and shove global warming up your ass, hippy, I got air conditioning. | I wish I had air conditioning. It's a bit on the warm side here. 
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September 1st, 2008, 06:10 PM
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I'd suck my muffler before moving to the Texas coast.
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September 1st, 2008, 06:47 PM
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Scratched that one out on a cocktail napkin?
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September 1st, 2008, 06:53 PM
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I take it you're not really voting Republican.
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September 1st, 2008, 06:59 PM
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This thread sucks. Maybe just because the other one was so good? | |
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September 1st, 2008, 07:13 PM
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Hey Pexter! It may be hot here, but at least the only time things shake here is when I've had to much beer.. LOL.... and then it is only my wobbly legs that are the problem and not the ground  | |
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September 1st, 2008, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pexster I'd suck my muffler before moving to the Texas coast. | I bet that would be a site to see. | |
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September 1st, 2008, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pexster I'd suck my muffler before moving to the Texas coast. | Hate ta' say it . . . but I've been to Texass and I'd have to agree with ya' on this one Tex . . . er, I mean Pex. 
I'll never forget driving for hours through Texas and having nothing but stock yards on either side of the road . . . pulled into a station to get something to wash the manure taste out of our mouths and finding out that it was a dry county. 
Carbon . . .
Manure . . .
Carbon . . .
Manure . . .
Carbon ftw!
Harder
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