T'isnt a "massage"! Its "the religious act of "laying on of hands"
Here is an article of another scam artist trying to use religion to escape prosecution.
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State attorneys say John LaVoie should be forever barred from the massage business because he ran a house of prostitution camouflaged as a church.
But in his latest court argument, the Tucson man says he hired women at Angel's Heaven Relaxation Spa — near University Medical Center — not to sell sex but to comfort the afflicted through the religious act of "laying on of hands."
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They say technology slows down for no one. I know it outruns my wallet. I figure its because my wallet isn't light enough yet.
Isn't a happy ending protected by the pursuit of happiness clause?
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Just because there is nothing wrong with saying what you are thinking does not mean there is nothing wrong with what you are thinking. - Jon Silveus
So long as they swallow, eh? I can handle that. I guess I could also extend that to mean so long as they don't give my "happiness" back to me. I can handle that, also.