This Just In: Fox Update by Lee Habib

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This Just In ........
by Lee Habeeb, Salem Radio Network
More bad news for Fox News ..... sort of.
Oct. 28, 2009 12:43 PM. This just in from Speaker of the House Pelosi. In an interview with MSNBC's Keith Olberman last night, Nancy Pelosi announced that she would move to bring a vote to the floor of The House of Representatives as early as next week to ban Fox from covering Congress. "That Fox regularly grants access to Republican Congressman to spread their lies and propaganda on their airwaves is a violation of the public trust, and their continued desire to challenge such well documented facts as Global Warming, and the efficacy of single payer health insurance, proves that they are simply doing the work of the special interests. They should thus be stripped of their journalistic access in the halls of Congress," argued Pelosi.

Nov. 15, 2009 12:43 PM. This just in from White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. Responding to rumors that Fox News will be cut from the annual White House Turkey pardoning ceremony press pool, White House Press Secretary confirmed the story in an exclusive with The Huffington Post. "Look, turkeys and Foxes just don't get along, and for the sake of the freed birds, we thought it best not to include a news organization with the word Fox in it," noted Gibbs. "On a more serious note, allowing Fox to join the press pool even for something so frivolous as the turkey pardon confers a certain legitimacy to what we all know is an illigitimate news organization," added Gibbs.

Dec. 9, 2009 8:03 AM. This just in from Adrian Fenty, the Mayor of Washington DC.
Mayor Adrian Fenty has given The Fox News Washington DC bureau 48 hours to clear out of it's offices on 400 North Capitol Street, or face fines and arrests. "Fox News doesn't belong in this town given it's inherent desire to question government's motive and intentions at every turn. Jobs and budgets are on the line, and I am compelled to invoke local police powers to eliminate a public hazard from our good city," wrote Fenty on today's Daily Kos. "They should set up shop somewhere where people believe what they believe, like somewhere in Texas."

Dec. 31, 2009 8:03 PM. This just in from Google CEO Eric Schmidt and White House Technology Czar Aneesh Chopra . White House Chief Technology Officer Aneesh Chopra and Google CEO Eric Schmidt announced today that Fox News has been prohibited from using the internet to disseminate its service. "The most basic right of any American is to protect its citizenry from false and malicious lies that can undermine the efforts of our President and his ambitious public works program," noted Chopra in an exclusive interview with CBS's Katie Couric. "Our research has proven that Fox News is an arm of the oil, health care, and financial industry lobbyists," Eric Schmidt told Couric. "The Internet is the people's medium, not the powerful," added the billionaire CEO, whose Googleplex in Mountain View California employs nearly 20,000 people.

Jan 2, 2010 8:03 PM. This just in from Fox News CEO Roger Ailes . Fox News announced today that for the first time in its history, they passed the 20 million mark in daily average audience, topping CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN news combined. "It has been both a hard time for Fox News, and a good time, as we continue to be under attack, and yet we continue to reach more and more people with real reporting on the goings on in Washington DC," noted Ailes in an interview on The Rush Limbaugh show. "That we got booted from Washington DC has only made us better, and more in touch with the average American viewer," added Ailes from his network office in Ft. Worth, Texas.

**** “This Just In” will keep you posted on upcoming developments related to Fox News. If you hear of any further attacks on Fox in the coming minutes and hours, kindly submit to our editors.

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Apparently Glenn Beck was punked by this.