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    Will you be raptured?

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    Well we know jesus isn't on Australia time so the rapture hasnt started over there yet. Maybe the god lord works on GMT

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    GZ it is 6pm saturday that it starts and rolls around the earth by time zone.

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    Gomer there appears to be a problem with your flow chart.

    it does not have the buying of indulgences nor simple confession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epidemic View Post
    Gomer there appears to be a problem with your flow chart.

    it does not have the buying of indulgences nor simple confession.
    I thought that was catholic (from the middle ages) but his chart does appear to be old skool, old testament skool actually.
    "Sometimes life is just what we make it."

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    As soon as the "Purple Haze" cuts in.
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    Posted at 1:20 am CST on another site:

    Quote Originally Posted by retiredlearner View Post
    Hi Folks, just thought I would say we're still alive Down Under.

    It's 6.18pm Saturday 21st. May 2011 and the world is still here. I'm looking forward to another glorious sunny days golf tomorrow. Neil.
    My dad called last night. He wants to know if he can have my truck in case I don't make it.
    "Life is unpredictable, eat dessert first."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R Jones View Post
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    My dad called last night. He wants to know if he can have my truck in case I don't make it.
    I think you mean if he can have your truck if you DO make it...
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    I bequeath ALL my financial liabilities to .................................Gomer and ChuckieChan, giving peace of mind to my immediate family . Thanks Guys
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    So is anybody out there???????????????
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    Here's another one from a few hours ago:
    Quote Originally Posted by hawk22 View Post
    9.30 PM Melbourne Australia Time and I am still kicking.
    "Life is unpredictable, eat dessert first."

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    I wonder what that guy thinks who spent thosands of dollars warning people!!

    I knew when i saw it mentioned IN A MAINSTREAM PAPER that nothing would probably happen.....

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    Right, if it's IN A MAINSTREAM PAPER it must be a lie.
    "Sometimes life is just what we make it."

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    I think Harold went Camping "off the reservation"...

    I'd like to see what he says on his next show.
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    The rapture actually did happen but fifty good people weren't found. When looking over the U.S. for fifty good people, Jesus saw that the Constitution prevented a Biblical life style, quietly recognised that it was good. He quietly now resides in the Okanagan enjoying true liberty brought about by man's laws.

    There is rumor that he is contemplating lending the GOP and the Conservative Party in Canada some help by ejecting into space (rapturing without a space suit or a place to go) the Religious Right.
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    Following a heavy afternoon of drinking in celebration of a good friend completing college, I would describe my day as rapturous.
    All 1.21 of them.

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    So disappointed once again.

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    Tip for entrepreneurs: Open a T-Shirt shop featuring an "I survived the Rapture of 2011" shirt. Cha Ching!
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    I'd prefer, "Left behind and proud of it! - Rapture 2011"

    Or

    "My parents were raptured and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
    Last edited by Gomer; May 22nd, 2011 at 09:17 PM.

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