Will you be raptured?

**Gomer** · May 20th, 2011, 02:58 PM

**GroundZero3** · May 20th, 2011, 02:59 PM

Well we know jesus isn't on Australia time so the rapture hasnt started over there yet. Maybe the god lord works on GMT

**Epidemic** · May 20th, 2011, 03:07 PM

GZ it is 6pm saturday that it starts and rolls around the earth by time zone.

**Epidemic** · May 20th, 2011, 03:08 PM

Gomer there appears to be a problem with your flow chart.

it does not have the buying of indulgences nor simple confession.

**surreal** · May 20th, 2011, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Epidemic

Gomer there appears to be a problem with your flow chart.

it does not have the buying of indulgences nor simple confession.

I thought that was catholic (from the middle ages) but his chart does appear to be old skool, old testament skool actually.

**pickel** · May 20th, 2011, 07:01 PM

As soon as the "Purple Haze" cuts in.

**no1_vern** · May 20th, 2011, 08:11 PM

**Steve R Jones** · May 21st, 2011, 04:39 AM

Posted at 1:20 am CST on another site:

Originally Posted by retiredlearner

Hi Folks, just thought I would say we're still alive Down Under.

It's 6.18pm Saturday 21st. May 2011 and the world is still here. I'm looking forward to another glorious sunny days golf tomorrow. Neil.

My dad called last night. He wants to know if he can have my truck in case I don't make it.

**ShyguyXPC** · May 21st, 2011, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by Steve R Jones

Posted at 1:20 am CST on another site:

My dad called last night. He wants to know if he can have my truck in case I don't make it.

I think you mean if he can have your truck if you DO make it...

**pickel** · May 21st, 2011, 08:28 AM

I bequeath ALL my financial liabilities to .................................Gomer and ChuckieChan, giving peace of mind to my immediate family . Thanks Guys

**Cajunheat** · May 21st, 2011, 10:00 AM

So is anybody out there???????????????

**Steve R Jones** · May 21st, 2011, 10:15 AM

Here's another one from a few hours ago:

Originally Posted by hawk22

9.30 PM Melbourne Australia Time and I am still kicking.

**Dude111** · May 22nd, 2011, 01:32 AM

I wonder what that guy thinks who spent thosands of dollars warning people!!

I knew when i saw it mentioned IN A MAINSTREAM PAPER that nothing would probably happen.....

**surreal** · May 22nd, 2011, 08:31 AM

Right, if it's IN A MAINSTREAM PAPER it must be a lie.

**Chuckiechan** · May 22nd, 2011, 12:45 PM

I think Harold went Camping "off the reservation"...

I'd like to see what he says on his next show.

**Beemer** · May 22nd, 2011, 01:46 PM

The rapture actually did happen but fifty good people weren't found. When looking over the U.S. for fifty good people, Jesus saw that the Constitution prevented a Biblical life style, quietly recognised that it was good. He quietly now resides in the Okanagan enjoying true liberty brought about by man's laws.

There is rumor that he is contemplating lending the GOP and the Conservative Party in Canada some help by ejecting into space (rapturing without a space suit or a place to go) the Religious Right.