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  1. July 17th, 2012, 04:52 PM #1
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    Exclamation TSA stops Man with "a bulging package"

     
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    Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport

    Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

    Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

    In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.


    Only reason his is the "largest recorded" is 'cause they didn't measure mine.

    I THINK they just wanted to examine his "equipment". What do you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1_vern View Post
    Penis.



    Only reason his is the "largest recorded" is 'cause they didn't measure mine.

    I THINK they just wanted to examine his "equipment". What do you think?
    Did they frisk him with gloves on or off
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    And that being San Francisco, how fast did they frisk it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckiechan View Post
    And that being San Francisco, how fast did they frisk it!
    Did they make him put his hands on the wall and tell him to "Spread 'em"




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    Quote Originally Posted by no1_vern
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    I think its another disgusting action by the TOTALLY STUPID AIRHEADS!!
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