July 17th, 2012, 04:52 PM #1
TSA stops Man with "a bulging package"
Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport
Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.
In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.
Only reason his is the "largest recorded" is 'cause they didn't measure mine.
I THINK they just wanted to examine his "equipment". What do you think?They say technology slows down for no one. I know it outruns my wallet. I figure its because my wallet isn't light enough yet.
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July 17th, 2012, 07:12 PM #2
July 17th, 2012, 08:31 PM #3
And that being San Francisco, how fast did they frisk it!Obama: The rich have the Federal Reserve and the poor have Harry Reid... LOL. Life really is unfair!
July 17th, 2012, 09:33 PM #4
July 18th, 2012, 05:22 AM #5
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