[FADChatSat30]where's doddsy?

[geobot]

Overall Team Stats

Yesterday
Total points returned: 1,241,038
Members on team: 326
Members that returned results: 72 (22.1%)
Members in Top 10: 1
Members in Top 25: 1
Top producer: yclyde (534,028 points)
Highest climber: wild_ani;1 (1,122 spots)

Yesterday's Milestones
yclyde crossed 24 yrs CPU time, 161M molecules
jasiug crossed 61M molecules
no1_vern crossed 81M molecules
triengle crossed 32M molecules
ZacharyB crossed 42M molecules
MaximumConfusion crossed 32M molecules
jynxedu crossed 9M molecules
{BinSlids}meese crossed 8M molecules
butch81385 crossed 1 yrs CPU time
Milestones are every 1M pts, 1M molecules, 1 yr CPU time
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talk about a thread killer ... way to go TT. Doddsy put down the tea and talk to us.

[njolakoski]

Nice Job With The Stats Geobot, Ya's beat me to it :P

Leave Doddsy alone, he is probably still knocked out from his B-Day Party yesterday, probably someone slipped some Alcohol in his Tea

[doddsy]

al cohol..........in my tea ............i don't fink so............. i don't even know the man!!

my router killed itself............but.........

i bought myself a little birfday pressie..........a new router/modem/gateway/4 port firewalled tea maker..... it has green lights............£40. thats pretty good for the model i got. and i got it in banbridge. now i've just gotta hide the box it came in before shaz returns.........

an its taken the best part of two hours for me to get myself online.......... i r silly.


awesome stats an milestones well done guys..............

{BinSlids}meese crossed 8M molecules fine crunchin

TT my ole pal.......thread starter........i may buy some ram later dood......... can ram be uploaded easily???


tea then shopping...........

in a minute....

[Twinkletoes]

... way to go TT...

Be more specific Old Man! Which way do you want me to go? The way of all flesh, maybe?

[meese]

Thanks dods.

Nice milestones to all

The past is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a present.... enjoy the gift!!!

[Twinkletoes]

... bought myself a little birfday pressie...TT my ole pal.......thread starter........i may buy some ram later dood......... can ram be uploaded easily???

Have you had a birthday Doddsy? How strange...I don't think of you as the sort of person who has birthdays...don't know why...guess they must have plugged you in some time...ah well.

Uploading ram? Ram as in RAM? Tell me where do you want to upload it to, and I'll ask my consultant.


I see Fisherman Yclyde been making a nuisance of himself again. Have to buy a new bottle of red ink soon:

Yclyde....24 CPU-years!!!

[nunyadam]

H'mm I've got myself in a bit of a predicament. My wife gets out of the hospital at noon. its our 17th Aniversary, and I told the [TIMO] guys I would also make it to the Clanimo Reunion today.

[Twinkletoes]

H'mm I've got myself in a bit of a predicament...

Always good to be able to help a teammate, but how can we help you in this case? Shall I ask Sharder to pick your wife up from the hospital?

[doddsy]

i still haven't got out to do the freakin shoppin.............. got all emotionally involoved with the routersetup an wotnot.........so now da ram shop is shut.....

configuring this routing beast is not as easy as the other one...........

the word bugger springs to mind.............. as in one who bugs.........ie the routist which bugs me, and therefore can be considered to be a bugger.........

[nunyadam]

Actually I just picked her up early.

[Twinkletoes]

...configuring this routing beast is not as easy as the other one....

Another teammate who needs TT's help! Just what is the problem Doddsy me boy? I'm a bit of dab hand at not configuring routers properly...

Now sit yourself down, have a swig of tea, and tell us all about it...

[Twinkletoes]

Actually I just picked her up early.

Lout! Bounder! Cad! You could at least have told me earlier - if you knew the time I had spent trying to get hold of Sharder, rent a Concorde for him, etc etc!!! Disgusting. I trust your friends at the ClanIMO Reunion will give you a good ripe boot up the armpit on behalf of the civilised world. To show my contempt, I shall now take the kittens for a walk in the garden, which means that Doddsy will be in shitstreet too, cos there's no one else with my expoerience to help him with his router....

[Bizkitkid2001]

I wish I could OC my cpu back up to 2700+, but my computer becomes very unstable at those speeds now with the new motherboard.

[jynxedu]

I feel for ya you bugger... instead of a router... the runts got me an elec skillet.... just no network connection on it.... do you think its defective?

[doddsy]

yes........... the dmz on a skillet is a bit tricky to negotiate............

Another teammate who needs TT's help! Just what is the problem Doddsy me boy? I'm a bit of dab hand at not configuring routers properly...

Now sit yourself down, have a swig of tea, and tell us all about it...

well it all started on a stormy july night back in 63...............then its all a bit of a blur til today when i got the noo routist atop the desk..............did i mention it has green lights...... the routing bugger not the desk which has no lights at all. although i had given some though to installing a little desk lamp.........not anglepoise, cos we're not overly wealthy.......just a little leaning flexible type thing. i bought a floor lamp once in ikea in warrington, just off the m62,......... i used the head of it as an inspection lamp for times, and there were many, when the alternator needed replacin on the old ford fiesta.............


i need some tea........

[gigahertz205]

i need some tea........

tell me doddsy wut is ur favorite brand of tea? i might be able to get you a free box of tea to get the bugger out of ur mind...

[Twinkletoes]

...well it all started on a stormy july night back in 63...i need some tea........

Ever estimated how many cups/mugs you've pour down your throat since then?



While you're solving that (using Meese' abacus no doubt), I have to ascertain that we got to dish out another pair of

Red Leather Hotpants

to

BluBomber!!!

and heartily congratulate him on making it in to Top 100 in our little world.

[doddsy]

tell me doddsy wut is ur favorite brand of tea? i might be able to get you a free box of tea to get the bugger out of ur mind...

i'll drink anything............

just been watchin pirates of the carbbean...........

keira knightly is a total babe....... johnnny depp's not too bad either.

i drink supermarket brand tea.........2-3 sugars., just a little milk...........i used to have a small cigar with almost every cup of tea..........i now deprive myself of that pleasure.

mmmmmmmmmmm keira knightly............... in blue stockings

[Atomic Rooster]

I feel for ya you bugger... instead of a router... the runts got me an elec skillet.... just no network connection on it.... do you think its defective?

Not necessarily defective, they apparently didn't get you the Platinum version.. Can you at least overclock the thing?

[Twinkletoes]

...just been watchin pirates of the carbbean....

While the intellectuals among us have been watching Galsworthy's "Forsyte Saga"

...and are currently listening to Emmy-Lou Harris.



Which reminds me. It's time for the Elder Greek Gods to de-digitate and dispense a

TITANS YOUNG GODDESS AWARD

to

TITAN TWINK

for an earth-shattering upload of 4,292 points. And as his Young Goddess, TITAN TWINK has told me he will settle for the aforenamed Miss Harris. (Sorry Caro, soiled goods and all that...)


Do YOU want an AWARD too? Well either join the TITANS (preferred) or talk your sub-team captain into starting one for your sub-team (poor)...