[FaDChatTue23] Vicars Interview is tomorrow

[meese]

If I shave my armpits then some people might mistake them for my breasts.

Thats not true.... you still got the hair left on your breasts.... or was that your chin?

OK. I've done that. What do I do now?

Call caro... what else!!

[meese]

And I get this stabbing pain a bit above my kneecaps at the same time. Any ideas?

You might try using one of your bras to protect your knee caps, the one with extra padding...

[Twinkletoes]

Meese, do hurry up...I'm starting to feel sick...I can't stay swinging around like this up here...what's my wife going to say when she gets home in four hours time...

[Twinkletoes]

You might try using one of your bras to protect your knee caps, the one with extra padding...

It's not my knee-caps, you stupid git. It's between my legs. I was trying to be polite and diplomatic. I said it was a bit above my knee-caps. The Ding noise seems to be coming from about 4" above my right knee-cap, and the Dong from about 3" above the left knee-cap. When I close my eyes tightly there seems to be a Splotch between the Ding and the Dong too. The fan is turning anti-clockwise btw

[Twinkletoes]

This is getting very uncomfortable. If it goes on much longer I fear I will have to jettison some urine to lighten the load. It's just that with the fan spinning so fast, I'm worried about spraying the walls as well...

Now where exactly was I supposed to put the measuring tape?
I know I know. But when you're up to your armhole in crocodiles, it's difficult to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp.

[meese]

Did I mention call caro?

Ok, here you go.... Take the bra off your knee caps and tie one end of it to the thing between your legs, using proper lasso technique and good timing, latch the other end onto the door knob....

[Twinkletoes]

Did I mention call caro?...

Yes. You did. But that won't work. She won't come cos she's jealous. She knows that I've got bigger boobs.

...latch the other end onto the door knob....

The bra was a bit too elastic. The doorknob got pulled off the door the first time I sailed past. There was this excruciating pain between my legs, the elastic twanged, then there was this huge thump right on my rectal office, and...er...er...I can't seem to find the doorknob anywhere.

Now I've got this new pain in my stomach too...you know, sort of like it feels when the doctor gives you an enema.

[meese]

I can't seem to find the doorknob anywhere.

If your lucky the bra is still attached to the door knob. What I suggest is to go out into the garage and attach the other end of the bra to the front grill of your Hummer. Call ^ and have him fly in from Poland. Grab onto the cement foundation support with all of your gusto and have ^ crank up the Hummer, throw it into reverse, and.....

[Twinkletoes]

If your lucky the bra is still attached to the door knob. What I suggest is to go out into the garage and attach the other end of the bra to the front grill of your Hummer. Call ^ and have him fly in from Poland. Grab onto the cement foundation support with all of your gusto and have ^ crank up the Hummer, throw it into reverse, and.....

I've worked out where the doorknob is now...and the bra is still attached to it at one end AND to the thing at the other end too. I'm all for recycling and all that, but not quite so close to source. Nice without the Splotch noise any longer though.

Calling the Vicar in from Poland? Nah, he's practising for his job interview tomorrow.

And to think that all this came from shaving my armpits.

[meese]

And to think that all this came from shaving my armpits.

Next time I might recommend using tweezers...

[The Real Bingo]

So Geobot left taking 13 million points with him. Farewell!

[Twinkletoes]

So Geobot left taking 13 million points with him. Farewell!

LOL. Don't think he knows what he's doing (or why!) Yesterday he moved 1 million points from Dutch Power Cows to Bitbender, today he's moved 12 million points from TIMO to HardCore!!!???!!! How does that old hymn go: "God moves in a mysterious way, his wonders to perform..."

Seems like he was moonlighting for Dutch Power Cows under the nick "Rogue" for most of June!!! I wonder why...interesting...bit ironic in fact ... ... ... ...

Ah well...people come and go...as long as he carries on crunching FaD. I suppose I should be happy about it, because to the best of my knowledge it leaves me as the eldest guy - the esteemed doyen - on this team. I naturally expect to receive the respect which is now my due, some kind of Most Favoured Senior status if you like. I shall not let it go to my head, and I shall try and be polite and gracious, as always, to all (including the kids like Sharder Vikeor and Meese). And you may - indeed please do - continue to address me affectionately as "TT". None of this "Your Excellency" stuff please. I am just a simple doyen.

[The Real Bingo]

LOL. Don't think he knows what he's doing (or why!) Yesterday he moved 1 million points from Dutch Power Cows to Bitbender, today he's moved 12 million points from TIMO to HardCore!!!???!!! How does that old hymn go: "God moves in a mysterious way, his wonders to perform..."

Well from what I heard, nJAK pissed Geobot off and I guess he decided he didn't want a part of TIMO anymore. He was removing 'puters for a while, and now he finally got up and left for good. The team he's on isn't as awesome as team TechIMO, but as you said, as long as he's crunchin, it's (mostly) all good.

[gigahertz205]

GEOBOT, Left To hardCOREware Taking 12 918 535 Points
LanceThePants, Is New To The Team And Is New to FaD
yclyde, 47.5 Million Points
no1_vern, 15 Million Points
jasiug, 15 Million Points
jynxedu, 2.5 Million Points
flashingcurser, 250 Thousand Points

Welcome LanceThePants

[Twinkletoes]

Whoah-hoah!!! He did it - and in less than two months! A dump of 16000+ points and into the Top 100 he goes. Give the man an applause for achieving his "Page 1" status and a pair of

Red Leather Hotpants

Lukesparksoff!!!

[gigahertz205]

wow hardcoreaware just got +3 spot boost... but no matter they arent a big threat to us and techzilla is no threat to us at all

[Twinkletoes]

...nJAK pissed Geobot off and I guess he decided he didn't want a part of TIMO anymore...

If we're going into more detail, then just for the record, I personally see nothing wrong with NJ's reaction (assuming I'm correctly informed!). If somebody from another team had given me the parts for a new machine, I'd put that machine to crunch for that team too, as some kind of "Thank You" gesture!!! FaD Team PQR or FaD Team XYZ, when it comes to the crunch (sic), does it really matter where one machine goes???

[njolakoski]

If we're going into more detail, then just for the record, I personally see nothing wrong with NJ's reaction (assuming I'm correctly informed!). If somebody from another team had given me the parts for a new machine, I'd put that machine to crunch for that team too, as some kind of "Thank You" gesture!!! FaD Team PQR or FaD Team XYZ, when it comes to the crunch (sic), does it really matter where one machine goes???

Thanks TT

[gigahertz205]

If we're going into more detail, then just for the record, I personally see nothing wrong with NJ's reaction (assuming I'm correctly informed!). If somebody from another team had given me the parts for a new machine, I'd put that machine to crunch for that team too, as some kind of "Thank You" gesture!!! FaD Team PQR or FaD Team XYZ, when it comes to the crunch (sic), does it really matter where one machine goes???

hey he is not a TITAN so he does not understand the "Thank You" gesture part ... sometimes they get so greedy