[FaDChatThu29] Welcome Chubtub!

**Twinkletoes** · September 29th, 2005, 05:16 AM

Be you a juvenile delinquent (like Vikeor), mature bedpan banger (like Sharder), or something in between with a cretin bracelet and matching necklace (like The Bingo Boy):

Welcome Chubtub!!!

And while you're busy with your hand on the "Join" button, don't forget to check out the DIMES guys next door...

For general info, The Wizzard has been having problems and is currently using his back-up server, so treat his stats with a bit of caution for the time being.

**vikeor** · September 29th, 2005, 05:39 AM

ye i noticed that the stats have been all screwy lately...

welcome chubtub

**rabidaardvark** · September 29th, 2005, 06:33 AM

Hey, I want a cretin bracelet and matching necklace, oh wait I thought it said necktie.

**caro** · September 29th, 2005, 06:50 AM

Are they from Crete?

**vikeor** · September 29th, 2005, 07:09 AM

no... turkey

**caro** · September 29th, 2005, 07:15 AM

Who are you calling a turkey?

**Twinkletoes** · September 29th, 2005, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Bingo (in yesteday's chatthread)

I can see the ad-campaign now with the slogan STYLISH YET EDIBLE!

Turkeys are edible.

Be that as it may, and it surely will, STYLISH AND EDIBLE would be a better slogan IMHO. "Yet" has a sort of negative clang to it I think. Rather like the sound of S banging on his bedpan, and as we know, that is not a stylish sound, but the precursor to other less stylish sounds. No, definitely "Stylish AND Edible".

**gigahertz205** · September 29th, 2005, 11:58 AM

HI

**dchw_dude** · September 29th, 2005, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Twinkletoes

Turkeys are edible.

Be that as it may, and it surely will, STYLISH AND EDIBLE would be a better slogan IMHO. "Yet" has a sort of negative clang to it I think. Rather like the sound of S banging on his bedpan, and as we know, that is not a stylish sound, but the precursor to other less stylish sounds. No, definitely "Stylish AND Edible".

Sharders' bedpan is edible?

I wonder who we could get to eat it?

**butch81385** · September 29th, 2005, 12:05 PM

give it to doddsy, he will eat anything

**gigahertz205** · September 29th, 2005, 12:15 PM

doddsy is addicted to food?

**doddsy** · September 29th, 2005, 12:18 PM

oh yeah........

drag me into it..........thanks a heap butch.........

*coff*....*sneeze*............

i think what was actually said was that "sharder's deadpan is credible....."

referring of course to his buster keaton routine.........possibly

you made you holloween cozzy yet........... gonna be hard to match that pumpkin outfit......

http://www.techimo.com/photo/showpho...what/allfields

welcome chubtub....

**The Real Bingo** · September 29th, 2005, 12:33 PM

Welcome, welcome! Maybe we can award new members the CROUTON NECKLACE.

I bequeath the CROUTON NECKLACE upon Chubtub!

**meese** · September 29th, 2005, 12:38 PM

Hallow be thy ween

**Twinkletoes** · September 29th, 2005, 01:47 PM

...http://www.techimo.com/photo/showpho...what/allfields

Doddsy !!! You wicked wicked thingie. You could at least have put some kind of warning about opening that link!!! "WARNING! FULL FRONTAL!" might have been appropriate. Think of Caro...