Lol . . . . I actually enjoy a good spam and egg sandwich. You scramble 2 eggs, cut up a half-can of spam into small rectangular fillets(thin side, the z dimension looking at the front of the can of spam, and then cut those fillets in half lengthwise) and fry them up. Mix it together, put on 2 pieces of buttered toast with ketchup . . . . mmmmmmmm. Makes 2 sandwiches.