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  1. January 23rd, 2003, 09:02 PM #1
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    Good News For Christian Video Gamers!

     
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0103/ut2k3mod.html

    LOL!

    is this for real?!




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  2. January 23rd, 2003, 09:07 PM #2
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    Im not sure about the game but that pic on that page where it says "Bible study..with Brother Harry"...uhh, whats up with that scary pic??

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    i have no idea. i don't really know what to think either. I'm a christian myself...and also a gamer. i think that it's a pretty cool idea, but at the same time i think that it might (read prolly will) stir up trouble from some christians who aren't familiar with gaming.
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  4. January 23rd, 2003, 09:09 PM #4
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    Of course Im not really sure the Bible message is that Jesus is trying to kill unsaved persons, lol. I think He is trying to save them, hehe.

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  5. January 23rd, 2003, 10:05 PM #5
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    If you find a homosexual (they are easy to spot because they have their flies open and are always prancing around in running shorts or sodomizing someone on a park bench or a fountain) all you have to do is just bite off their tally whacker and you are instantly powerful enough to get a lightning gun. Once that happens, you can just start killing everything.
    Ahhh What the?????

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  6. January 23rd, 2003, 10:14 PM #6
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    ROFLMAO


    Further, Pastor asked that the command that allows Jesus to drop his loincloth and activate a sexually suggestive bio-gun that shoots gooey green globs, be deleted from the game.
    I certainly hope so. I hate the Bio-gun too. Not much for the shield gun as well. Hope he can take care of that as well.Oh but the Tag rifle!!!!
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  7. January 23rd, 2003, 10:30 PM #7
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    You can order "What Would Jesus Do?" thong panties from the main page.
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  8. January 23rd, 2003, 10:33 PM #8
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    I sincerely hope everyone realizes this site is bogus.
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  9. January 23rd, 2003, 10:46 PM #9
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    Originally posted by osprey4
    I sincerely hope everyone realizes this site is bogus.
    Ya think??
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  10. January 23rd, 2003, 10:56 PM #10
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    The image the "goo gun" quote brings up will be stuck in my head for quite a whlie.. nooooooo!
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  11. January 23rd, 2003, 10:59 PM #11
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    Where the worthwhile worship. "Unsaved are not welcome(as jesus comanded)
    This site doesn't look like a christian site(or atleast an extreme one) because I'm a christian and that quote from the site goes against alot of what I belive in in fact one of Jesus deciples was a Tax Collector and all of em where sinners(c'mon everyones a sinner thats why Jesus died for our sins) and the site said unsaved are not welcome there's something wrong with that the Jesus preached to the unsaved not put em down. The site also said

    "From the uttermost to the guttermost," recalls Pastor Deacon Fred, "our godly church proudly turned away so many lost, pathetic souls last year we lost count around April. I don't know if it is the failing economy we inherited from that sex maniac Bill Clinton, but we saw a huge increase this year in filthy, hungry ragamuffins pounding on our imported African ebony church doors. We've also had famous so-called dignitaries try to slip past our security, too. It just makes my blood boil when I think of all the sloppy trash, claiming to want to know Jesus and they have the effrontery to show up in our spotless sanctuary without a coat and tie."
    C'mon before you got saved weren't you as I put it in your own words "a pathetic soul". Those comments on the site are pretty arogant and having security at a church to prevent the unsaved from being saved whats up with that.

    OK I just wanted to clear up that "most" of us christians don't think so lowly of the rest of the world like this site does.

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    When I said tax collector I don't meen like the IRS but he took more than was asked of the citizens and kept the extra for himself so its not comparison to the IRS.
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  12. January 23rd, 2003, 11:05 PM #12
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  13. January 23rd, 2003, 11:16 PM #13
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    Originally posted by chris64
    EDIT:
    When I said tax collector I don't meen like the IRS but he took more than was asked of the citizens and kept the extra for himself so its not comparison to the IRS.
    You obviously don't know the Australian version of the IRS, mate.

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  14. January 23rd, 2003, 11:19 PM #14
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    I'm only 15 so I don't make enough to pay taxes.
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  15. January 23rd, 2003, 11:24 PM #15
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    BTW, lighten up folks.
    The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.


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    The Landover Baptist Church website is not intended to be viewed by minors or anyone under the age of 18.
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  16. January 23rd, 2003, 11:25 PM #16
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    lol love the idea tho. would of been great for tommorow night and my lan party
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  17. January 23rd, 2003, 11:28 PM #17
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    No wonder why it looks like a Islamic terrorist site.
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  18. January 23rd, 2003, 11:33 PM #18
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    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0102/phoneoffer.html

    ROFL
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  19. January 23rd, 2003, 11:36 PM #19
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    LOL, Bob. Expensive phone deal, though. See the small print?!?!

    I agree with GZ3 - it's a funny site. Will obviously offend some, but that's parody for you.

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  20. January 23rd, 2003, 11:40 PM #20
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    Don't worry I wasn't offended I just thought that was a real site.
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