Don Emilio Fulci Makes FBI Terrorist Wanted List

[Theophylact]

Too bad he's fictional:

It was the lead item on the government's daily threat matrix one day last April. Don Emilio Fulci, described by an FBI tipster as a reclusive but evil millionaire, had formed a terrorist group that was planning chemical attacks against London and Washington, D.C. That day even FBI director Robert Mueller was briefed on the Fulci matter. But as the day went on without incident, a White House staffer had a brainstorm: He Googled Fulci. His findings: Fulci is the crime boss in the popular video game Headhunter. "Stand down," came the order from embarrassed national security types.

[Droppyale]

bahahahahahaha

suckers!

[RayH]

The tipser could be in big trouble. Lying to the FBI is big time crime. In case you didn't follow, Martha Stewart was convicited of LYING, not stock manipulation!