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November 6th, 2004, 02:34 AM
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An IM conversation. I thought this was hilarious, and considering everyone here is techie nuts about computers, I thought I would share the n00bness.
Notice Brians punchline - (MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%). In the previous week he had, "COMPUTER IS SCREWED!"
Have fun reading this one. I am ZeR0 of course.
ZeR0 says:
as long as you can do your windows updates
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
i dont do windows updates
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
waste of time
ZeR0 says:
ROFL
ZeR0 says:
happy virus/crash/spyware/malware/vulnerbility hunting
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
you should see my start menu
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
there are about 7 things that stop all that stuff and i dont even know how to work them yet
ZeR0 says:
dude what you said is just priceless... I'm going to put this on a tech forum that discuesses PC stuff... if you don't mind
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
my buddy installed them for me and im just looking at this mass of icons
ZeR0 says:
ROFL
ZeR0 says:
omfg, keep talking, I'm posting all of this
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
guy, i couldnt care lol
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
it'll have a virus on it soon enough anyway
ZeR0 says:
the reason you get viruses is because you don't do updates
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
no, its because a) i download them so i can modify them and send them to people
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
and B) im curious
ZeR0 says:
dude, you can still download viruses, modify them or what not, and have a safe system
ZeR0 says:
and what exactly do you modify?
ZeR0 says:
what viruses do you download?
ZeR0 says:
what do you use to modify them?
ZeR0 says:
how?
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
to many questions
ZeR0 says:
okay so what viruses have you modded?
ZeR0 says:
wait wait... lol, you're the fat winblaster kid
ZeR0 says:
ROFL
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
oh god no
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
that thing drove me nuts
ZeR0 says:
why?
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
whoever created that **** should be stabbed repeatably
BriAN -- MY COMPUTER IS WORKING 110%!!!! says:
there was one i had on my computer
ZeR0 says:
lol, why it wasn't anything... it was a simple program that could be written just as easily as a batch file... all you had to do was end the process and delete the core file from the SYSTEM directory
This last part killed me. I remember when I was like 12 and used to say, oh yeah I make viruses and nail people with them that *mess* with me. Unfortunately this guy is like mid 20's.
Last edited by ZeR0 : November 6th, 2004 at 03:11 AM.
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November 6th, 2004, 02:59 AM
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haha i love that. People who tell you "I have just sent you a virus I wrote in Word because im so 3LL3[sic]." Uh yeah buddy. | |
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November 6th, 2004, 03:10 AM
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eh sorry about the profanity. | |
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November 6th, 2004, 03:14 AM
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yeah. those kind of IMs are funny. I like the ones from the big cheese website teh best.
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November 6th, 2004, 08:45 AM
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Good stuff. That guy should seriously think about getting adaware or something (and changing his IM name)
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November 6th, 2004, 08:51 AM
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|  i think we should give him our help weither he likes it or not if he doesnt let us ill let one of those so called modded viruses onto him. | |
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November 7th, 2004, 06:36 PM
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Go spam his IM everyone...
jk
But yea, thats funny crap. | |
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November 7th, 2004, 06:46 PM
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Sounds like the guy who's computer I fix. I have a list of programs for troubleshooting his system, plus cleansing it when it becomes fouled up and marked the folder "DO NOT OPEN"
Invariably however, I end up going over and fixing something because he's deleting stuff with Hijack this! and has no idea what he is doing  | |
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November 7th, 2004, 06:56 PM
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Theres this girl in my college technology class that brought her computer in one day because it was going slow.
I loaded spybot and ad-aware and found about 400 items and cleaned them up.
The next day she said she went home and bought spykiller for $50 because it looked prettier than spybot or adaware
I told her that spykiller is worse than almost any other spycleaner out there. The program will even 'fake' a find if it can't find anything just to make you think its working. | |
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November 7th, 2004, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bizkitkid2001 The next day she said she went home and bought spykiller for $50 because it looked prettier than spybot or adaware | | |
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