Thread: dog shows are so DUMB
February 13th, 2002, 11:31 AM #1
dog shows are so DUMB
Those dogs are so stupid looking!
What's the point of a #$&@%! dog show!
LMAO....there's this poodle on now that has this fro, punk hair style......large circular poofs of hair throughout her body......and BANGS! bawahahahaha.......
*Warthog laughs at society's stupidity*
February 13th, 2002, 11:35 AM #2
It's Worth wathching just to see if someone gets away with entering The Mutt Next Door . you know the one. Scruffy looking Humps anything that moves
Show those poodles a good time
February 13th, 2002, 11:47 AM #3shahaniGuest
I hate made up, dressed, painted, and dogs that have had their hair done. Unnatural. Urgh!!!
Dogs are not meant for that. But then again, neither are humans!!
February 13th, 2002, 11:50 AM #4
Bring my dog in there and she'll tear some of them poodles a new @$$ hole (figure of speech)
February 13th, 2002, 11:56 AM #5
My ma likes them. Kinda odd, yeah. But for anyone who knows anything about purebred dogs they are interesting I guess.
We used to have a couple of purebred wolfhounds. Now those were dogs!
February 13th, 2002, 12:00 PM #6
dude, ya gotta watch em!
cuz, you know, that the one time that you're flippin through the channels, and you see a dog show, and you skip it... THATS gonna be the one where lil fluffy the 5 pound poodle goes crazy and eats all the other dogs in 30 seconds and they have to call in the SWAT team to take it down.One of my users has been computing for 33 years...... older than i've been alive..... soooooo of course I know NOTHING about the tech that I helped create.
February 13th, 2002, 12:00 PM #7shahaniGuestBring my dog in there and she'll tear some of them poodles a new @$$ hole
February 13th, 2002, 12:08 PM #8
Let's face it, no one would be upset if a real dog won the contest. Just like no one would be upset if the BEST team won the Olympic pairs figure skating.
That little poodle would look very cute, stuffed and sitting on my daughter's bureau.
February 13th, 2002, 12:15 PM #9That little poodle would look very cute, stuffed and sitting on my daughter's bureau.
February 13th, 2002, 01:31 PM #10
HA! you want reek some havoc? Get some um..female dog ready for some lovin scent and "spill" some in various parts of the arenas.
Lets see who wins THAT contest, mother nature or training.
Won't work on the girl dogs though..
I used to work with a guy that showed bull terriers, and after a couple thousand dog show stories at the breakroom table, I told him one night, "he may be a champion many times over, with a pedigree a mile long, but I bet he still licks his butt when you're not looking"
He didn't say a word after that..but the whole breakroom sure was laughing..
February 13th, 2002, 01:56 PM #11
If you haven't seen the movie "Best of Show" go rent it.
As a movie, it mostly sux, but as a commnetary on dog shows it's priceless. That and the guy with two left feet.
February 13th, 2002, 03:16 PM #12
WHEEE-HAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny thread!!
Can't help but notice how many people here went RIGHT to..."a REAL dog who'd tear the place apart, havoc," etc.
It's like the dignified fat lady who falls on the banana...take overblown dignity and kick it in the a$$...
Not to point any fingers, 'cause when I saw the title of this thread, that's right where I went, too!!
Last edited by Knothead; February 13th, 2002 at 03:19 PM.
February 13th, 2002, 05:06 PM #13
They key is watching the part of the show with the dogs involved you like, you can see some real fine animals looking closer...
More info here: http://www.akc.org/dic/events/conform/begnshws.cfm
Sporting - These dogs were bred to hunt game birds both on land and in the water. The breeds in this group include Pointers, Retrievers, Setters and Spaniels.
Hounds - These breeds were bred for hunting other game by sight or scent. These breeds include such dogs as Beagles, Bassets, Dachshunds and Greyhounds.
Working - These dogs were bred to pull carts, guard property and perform search and rescue services. Among the breeds in this group are the Akita, Boxer, Doberman Pinscher and St. Bernard.
Terrier - This group includes breeds such as the Airedale, Cairn Terrier and Scottish Terrier. Terriers were bred to rid property of vermin such as rats.
Toy - These dogs were bred to be household companions. This group includes little dogs such as the Chihuahua, Maltese, Pomeranian and Pug.
Non-Sporting - This diverse group includes the Chow Chow, Bulldog, Dalmatian and Poodle. These dogs vary in size and function, and many are considered companion dogs.
Herding - These dogs were bred to help shepherds and ranchers herd their livestock. The Briard, Collie, German Shepherd Dog and Old English Sheepdog are some of the breeds in this group.
Finally, the seven group winners are brought into the ring where they compete for Best In Show, the highest award at a dog show.
February 13th, 2002, 05:14 PM #14
Just get rid of the bug-eyed rat dogs...and the poodles....and any other small, fluffy, yappy dogs...
Give me a working dog...No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
February 13th, 2002, 05:15 PM #15
But why is it always the little swishy fruity looking dogs that win?
February 13th, 2002, 05:20 PM #16
Hey I have a peke! He's a bug eyed rat sized fluffy ball of fur and I like him that way. He is the sweetest little thing on four legs.
As far as dog shows go. My mother calls me and after asking if I have Animal Planet (I don't) launches into a play by play of the dog show Better than when she's doing a play by play of something off the Gameshow Network though!
February 13th, 2002, 05:20 PM #17shahaniGuestlittle swishy fruity looking dogs
Its always the sissy looking ones that win.
February 13th, 2002, 06:41 PM #18
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dogshows are dumb????????? i think not! expecially when you have pooches like this competing!!
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February 13th, 2002, 06:48 PM #19
February 13th, 2002, 06:50 PM #20
i hear that those pour doggs get fingers jamed up thier buts and have thier balls grabed just to make sure they are in peak condition
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