Official RELAX Thread

**Warthog** · February 14th, 2002, 12:31 AM

After being virtually attacked because of the ****ing television shows I disliked, I figured people have been WAY TOO UPTIGHT RECENTLY. Holy fecal matter! (pardon my french)

I wish we were in person....things like the expression on my face, tone of voice and if you all REALLY knew me.....well, I feel my words are being taken out of context just a little [sarcasm] and a lot of this DRAMA crapola wouldn't have happened......ughh I hate drama....

Do this:

1) Use the latrine.
2) Take your favorite beverage.
3) Sit down at computer (if you aren't already....)
4) Log on to TechIMO or equivalent favorite bbs (again, if you aren't already).
5) Write something NICE

**vass0922** · February 14th, 2002, 12:34 AM

I LOVE YOU MAN!!

What not gonna give me your bud light?
<walks away grumbling>
lol

Something to keep in mind, during your "joking" there wasn't much of an lol or smile or anything and we have to read out of context. We can't hear influctions in the voice (is that a word? lol) and many times people read things wrong.

<insert .02 here>

**GroundZero3** · February 14th, 2002, 12:36 AM

/hugs warty

**Pshawn5** · February 14th, 2002, 12:37 AM

*Grouphug*

**Warthog** · February 14th, 2002, 12:39 AM

wasn't much of an lol or smile or anything

Yep, that's true. My bad then.

**griobhta** · February 14th, 2002, 12:42 AM

it is the constant curse of the great to be misunderstood

Griobhta

**Ritalin Kid** · February 14th, 2002, 12:48 AM

Ahhhh a relax thread.. exactly what I needed.. I just worked a 12 hour day.. longest day I've worked in a while.. nice to come home turn on the tube login to the IMO and chit chat with some techies.

**Warthog** · February 14th, 2002, 01:00 AM

lol gribs

Yup, that's what it's for Ritalin

/group hug

ahhhhhh tension gone

**MDdan** · February 14th, 2002, 02:01 AM

thanks Wart, I just came from the Bush/Iraq thread and I need to take a deep breath.

***wheewwww****

OK, lets think happy thoughts

**Warthog** · February 14th, 2002, 02:06 AM

lol, I just came from that thread also

**Daft_Ghosty** · February 14th, 2002, 02:08 AM

I love u man... what.. I can't have your bud llite.. u suck haha jk

**cadetstimp** · February 14th, 2002, 02:20 AM

...Sure..just grab the bud light from mini fridge! LOL!

**ocit** · February 14th, 2002, 02:28 AM

*ocit walks in and even though he didnt ridicule wart for his viewing preferences, he grabs a cold one and a slice o pizza and kicks back in warts favorite recliner, wart having herd something strange walks in on ocit and yells "get the **** outta my house" then ocit grabs warts pizza and makes a run for the door, wart then yells "who are you" as ocit jumps in the car and screeches off.*

oh well at least ocit got some pizza

**Warthog** · February 14th, 2002, 02:39 AM

LOL!

**Knothead** · February 14th, 2002, 02:42 AM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzZZZZZZZ **wha **

HUH? Yes. Yes, I love you too.

Goodnight.

**click**

**ironforge** · February 14th, 2002, 02:51 AM

I could use a good hammock...

now the only debate is what kind of tree to put it under

**nunyadam** · February 14th, 2002, 02:59 AM

Just got home from work ,did my chore's,kissed my wife and sat down to relax . So what better thing could i do than open the relax thread.(saw it at work ,but it wasn't time to relax.)

anybody else remember this jingle?

When it's time to relax,..one thing stand's clear.
Beer after Beer
If you've got the time , We got the beer!

Miller Beer.

nunya

**fatal xception** · February 14th, 2002, 11:04 AM

NICE

OK, sometimes I take things to literally.

shahani · February 14th, 2002, 11:23 AM

Everyone likes you but your taste in TV shows sucks.

Miller is a favorite of mine too (draft). But wasn't there a like on "Miller Time Yours and Mine" or something like that?

But I think Wart's too young to drink. Or is he?

**msterzer** · February 14th, 2002, 11:25 AM

Warty
I have the same problem. Some people have no sense of humor and take everything literally. Even if you put a smiley of j/k they want to take offense. I disregard any snotty comments and enjoy the ones from people with a sense of humor. Like you for instance. I absolutely have to stay away from political threads. Really hard nosed folks there.

Have a good valentines and remember to wear a condum. No j/k. condom - my brain can spell but my fingers can't.