Things to do in Walmart

**miriam** · March 6th, 2005, 10:40 PM

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone 'Code 3' in Housewares . . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly, "Hey there's no toilet paper in here!"

**SpaceSquad** · March 6th, 2005, 10:43 PM

16. GET THE HELL OUT!!!

i absolutely HATE walmart. It freggin takes over everything and theres ALWAYS speedy mothers banging the huge carts into you and the products.

**desertwolf98** · March 6th, 2005, 10:43 PM

how about getting access to a phone and playing pro union tapes, reading off empowering messages encouraging the employees to unionize, etc.

Hey, it worked in canada to get rid of them, why not here?

**The Real Bingo** · March 6th, 2005, 10:44 PM

17. Start a rumor about the store while waiting in line. Bring a friend along, and start saying "Hey, did you hear they're laying off 25 employees - mostly the menial workers - and thinking of shutting the store down?" when you're near the checker.

**SpaceSquad** · March 6th, 2005, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by The Real Bingo

17. Start a rumor about the store while waiting in line. Bring a friend along, and start saying "Hey, did you hear they're laying off 25 employees - mostly the menial workers - and thinking of shutting the store down?" when you're near the checker.

that sounds like a good idea actually!

**The Real Bingo** · March 6th, 2005, 10:48 PM

A co-worker does that with his wife. Needless to say, it ruffles a few feathers, especially with the other people in the line. You'd be suprised how fast rumor travels.

**-FMA** · March 6th, 2005, 10:50 PM

"Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through"
Done that, but I said "agh!!!!"
It sometmes scares the crap out of people
Ah how I miss my younger years

**MegalosSkylaki** · March 7th, 2005, 03:22 AM

New York City beat WAL-MaRT in Borough of Queens --forced Mega-mall to not rent space to them..

But this is only Round One of a Fifteen --rounder

Hmmmmm...I have a good strategy:#18

Ask a 298 Lb. PURPLE DOOG to walk around any Mall they are trying to Rent space, carrying a Sign:

I Just LOVE to Shop at WAL-MART !

that will work, and I'll do it for FREE !

I'll even BAY.

Even though the K-NINE KOURT said I wasn't supposed to in inhabited areas.

**red-dragon-69** · March 7th, 2005, 09:59 AM

never have been in wall mart never will be in wall mart

**chipbgt** · March 7th, 2005, 11:40 AM

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Now that one I would actually consider doing.

**AgentCrypto** · March 12th, 2005, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by SpaceSquad

16. GET THE HELL OUT!!!

i absolutely HATE walmart. It freggin takes over everything and theres ALWAYS speedy mothers banging the huge carts into you and the products.

agree

**miriam** · March 12th, 2005, 11:33 AM

True, But the food prices are excellent.

**Warthog** · March 12th, 2005, 12:03 PM

i absolutely HATE walmart. It freggin takes over everything and theres ALWAYS speedy mothers banging the huge carts into you and the products.

*sigh*

Wal-mart, Target, K-Mart....it's all the same to me.

Some of you guys on this forum have incredibly strong feelings against Wal-Mart. It's amazing. Such anger!

Warthog

**pphalan** · March 12th, 2005, 12:17 PM

Bumper sticker.............Mal Wart
I go in there about every 2 months. Its just another discount store.

**Atomic Rooster** · March 12th, 2005, 02:04 PM

Hey I have a novel idea of what to do in Wal-Mart. Shop!

**super gerbil** · March 12th, 2005, 02:08 PM

haha those are great!

**MadMan2k** · March 12th, 2005, 05:25 PM

Walmart is annoying, because their vending machines for drinks never work.

Other than that, pretty cool store if I need to buy something.

**gambler2611** · March 12th, 2005, 06:58 PM

True, But the food prices are excellent.

LOL good one

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**ShawnD1** · March 12th, 2005, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by MadMan2k

Walmart is annoying, because their vending machines for drinks never work.

I've noticed that too. I put 20 cents into the machine then hit the one I want (cola) and it's out. I hit the one below it, it's out. The one below that, it's out. I slam on all the buttons until it eventually just gives me something. Usually root beer is the only one left.

The store and its employees are not the problem; it's the idiot shoppers that are a problem. One stupid retard came up to me and asked if I was an employee. Well let's see, I'm wearing a black jacket but all walmart employees wear blue vests, does it look like I work here!?!?!?
The jeans are never folded because walmart shoppers never fold jeans they tried on but don't intend to buy (or steal for that matter).

18. Ride a skateboard down the 'up' conveyer belt. If you use the crappy nash skateboards walmart has, the slow bearings and soft wheels slow you down enough to make it not very dangerous. Try it with a real skateboard and you'd seriously hurt somebody.