on global warming...

**sixf00t4** · November 29th, 2005, 06:21 AM

I've never seen the weather so...hot.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...04519636901736
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**soulja** · November 29th, 2005, 06:30 AM

yes in deed hot

**Creatures** · November 29th, 2005, 08:14 AM

nah i like the way futurama handeled the problem ;p

In the movie a little girl called Suzie walks out of an ice
cream shop with a cone. It melts before she can take a lick.
She cries. A man laughs. The regular filmstrip narrator walks
into the frame.]

NARRATOR [IN MOVIE]
You're probably wondering why your ice
cream went away. Well Suzie, the culprit
isn't foreigners, it's global warming!

SUZIE [IN MOVIE]
Gwobal wappa?

MAN [IN MOVIE.]
Uh, yeah! Meet Mr Sunbeam. He comes
all the way from the sun to visit Earth.

[As he speaks there is a scene of a sunbeam in a hat with a briefcase.
It walks from the sun to Earth and raises its hat.]

[He walks away from the Earth but is stopped by gas things.]

GAS [IN MOVIE]
Not so fast Sunbeam! We're Greenhouse
Gases! You ain't going nowhere!

[More gases arrive and they beat up Mr Sunbeam.]

MAN [IN MOVIE]
Pretty soon Earth is chock full of sunbeams......their
rotting corpses heating our atmosphere.

[The gases laugh and the scene changes to a classroom.]

SUZIE [IN MOVIE]
How do we get wid of the gweenhouse
grasses?

NARRATOR [IN MOVIE]
Fortunately our handsomest politicians
came up with a cheap, last minute way
to combat global warming. Ever since
2063 we drop a giant ice cube into the
ocean every now and then.

[The movie cuts to a shot of a giant ice cube being dropped into
the ocean.]

SUZIE [IN MOVIE]
Just like Daddy puts in his drink every
morning! (sadly) And then he gets mad.

NARRATOR [IN MOVIE]
Of course, since the greenhouse gases
are still building up, it takes more
and more ice each time. Thus solving
the problem once and for all.

SUZIE [IN MOVIE]
But...

[The movie quickly ends with the caption "The End."]

LEELA
Well, we just need one of those big
ice cubes. Someone should call the losers
who are supposed to deliver it. Hello?

[Nixon's head appears on the screen.]

NIXON [ON SCREEN]
President Nixon here. I'm hiring you
losers to deliver the ice. And hurry
up! I'm sweating like J. Edgar Hoover
trying to squeeze into a new girdle!

Creatures