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Old March 18th, 2002, 10:10 PM   Digg it!   #1 (permalink)
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Contra Costa County (CA) Registers Voter who Is 7 Years Old.

But why is that a problem

After all he is a Poodle

Which is 35 in Humanoid years

According to O'Reilly Show

Humanoid servant registered him to show how easy it is

Ahhh ! CA has much in common with NY

Anybody got a problem with that

Question: Why would da DOOOG want to move from NY to CA

da DOOOG likes to hang around Fry's

DOOOG

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Old March 19th, 2002, 12:00 AM     #2 (permalink)
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Registered as what? Republican or Democrat (...I bet I know. )
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Old March 19th, 2002, 12:09 AM     #3 (permalink)
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DooGs tend to register as Independent

But who knows what his Humanoid servent did

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Old March 19th, 2002, 09:16 AM     #4 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm..seems to me I should get a humanoid volunteer to register me for something.

Why should NY fall behind CA ?

Question is: What could I register for that I would want to join ?

Need an inconspicuous volunteer

Who's inconspicuous around here an ape who blows himself up, someone with two antennae, a green one-eyed (but a fine one) rooster.....kinda of narrows the field.

Caddmannq lives in CA ...I'll ask him

Err...but he's a penguin

YooHoo...Volunteers !

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Doogie, out here you'd have to register with the SPCA...to get your dooog tags.

Which, BTW, is harder and more costly than registering you to vote.

In our area, all the polls are run by 70 year old volunteers with 20/600 vision. If you can stand up on your hind legs to take a ballot, I'm pretty sure you could vote. If you then took of your sunglasses and donned a hat, you could probably vote twice.
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Penguins vote Libertarian, BTW.
The radical penguins vote Free Fish Party, but they all live on the coast.
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After I moved from CA to FL I had my mail forwarded.
Then I start getting CA election absentee ballots in the mail.
I voted that way in cali, to avoid lines etc. They changed my addy to the FL address and continued to send me ballots. I could have voted in CA elections even tho I didn't live there.
Wonder how many that move do still vote there?
Wonder how many dead people vote?
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Old March 20th, 2002, 08:42 PM     #8 (permalink)
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The GeaveYard Vote

Ah...No, Not a Stephan King noval,
But reality.

Lyndon Baines Johnson was known as the master of the "graveYard vote" .

The way it works is thet a Party gets a hold of the dead people...err..their names, addresses I mean
Hopefully , they remain in eternal repose.

And they vote.
Gee, I wonder how many times a Party hack--or a "club kid, for that matter--could vote in one day

How many States still have people born before the Civil War voting because there is no provision for deleting them from the Voters list

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Ah..But let's return to Thread, surreal, although I want you to know that I am s-h-o-c-k-e-d, yes, utterly, shocked at your voting behaviour.

You voted in CA whilst living in FL --and didn't get paid for it ? Yes, How shocking !

As for the Illustrious Penguin, our very own CaddQ Err I think you misundrstood.

I didn't ask to be registered by someone inconspicuous in order to vote . I already vote.

Indeed, I vote early, vote often--bounding from voting booth to booth .

The problem, whoever is whoever I vote for loses. Witness our last NY Senatorial election.

Voting for the better canditate has its drawbacks

I wanna be registered for something good. Like the W.C. Fields Society. Or the Katt's Klub.

Call for Volunteers !

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