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    Do you fart at work??

    For serious! I got a guy at my job who doesn't stop farting. He's confined in a room with 6 other people and everytime he farts he clears them out.

    It was funny at first, but now one of the guys is getting irritated because it stinks.
    I find it funny because I'm not in there...

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    Can he not leave the room when he farts?
    At first it was thought that Oetzi died from exposure to cold but wounds on his hands and an arrowhead lodged in his back suggest a more violent death

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    He does it cuz he's a scumbag not because he can't control it. But he's gotten a lot better, management actually talked to him about it. How akward was that convo?? lol

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    Someone should just slap him with a large fish...

    OR!

    Everyone else farts in the office all the time and see how he likes other people's smells!!!
    At first it was thought that Oetzi died from exposure to cold but wounds on his hands and an arrowhead lodged in his back suggest a more violent death

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    Why should work be different from everyplace else?
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    There is a fart game here (of which I am not a part of thankfully)

    they'll casually go up to your desk and start talking

    next thing you know ... OH MAN and they'll clear the room

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    Quote Originally Posted by vass0922
    There is a fart game here (of which I am not a part of thankfully)

    they'll casually go up to your desk and start talking

    next thing you know ... OH MAN and they'll clear the room
    Exactly, sometimes he comes over to my desk and just does the same thing. SCUM!

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    Vass is a liar, he started the game at his work

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    I try to go on a fart walk when possible. I usually stroll past the graphics dept. as I cant stand the mac fanatics.

    Some days I'm lazy and just let em fly in my office. Usually the ceo will show about a minute later and I'm like.."wth stinks in here?"
    Last edited by zen; April 20th, 2006 at 11:58 AM.

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    Depends on the quality of the farts. If I feel they will float by un-noticed then I will let em fly. This requires a trial balloon. You float a small air biscuit and if it is revolting then you leave the rest of em in the elevator every few minutes.

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    I find this thread amusing. I laughed so hard I almost cut one loose.

    Oh yeah. Vass, I may have farted in your car last week...

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    I take a stroll down the hallway, "spread the love" as I say.

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    I'm with epi. with these protein shakes, i get some nasty flatulence, so that first test toot is usually repulsive.
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    I'm always burping and farting...it gets a rise out of my fellow workers.

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    I like the ones where you're like serious with the coworker, talking about whatever work related. Then you let a silent but deadly out, and they go WHAT THE @#*!! At that point I still continue to act as if nothing happened, then they leave the room.

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    Farts are funny but one must be sure to not over use them. Elevator fart traps are truely funny.


    Fart in the elevator, let it go, run down the stairs and hop on the polluted car with the next set of victims.

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    Bingo's not allowed to ride in my car anymore cause he can't control himself.

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    You let Binder in your car? That's an accident waiting to happen.

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    wanna smell?

    today its rotten eggs on a hot july afternoon....




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    Quote Originally Posted by howste
    You let Binder in your car? That's an accident waiting to happen.
    Hey, the only time he's gotten in an accident was when I wasn't with him.

    Besides, he has enough perfume in there to please a Frenchwoman.

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