Jail vs. Work

[Pakaraatzi]

Hope this hasnt been posted to much:

Jail Vs. Work

IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.

IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who
pees on the seat.

IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer
with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to
get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

So . . . why is it again that we work?

Got it in an e-mail, thought I'd share

[GroundZero3]

in PRISON you have to fight to make it so your no ones girlfriend. at work you don't


JaYsin

[THRUSH]

What!!! ......I have to get another job

[Warthog]

In prison you get gang-raped by 300lb guys named Bubba.

[ironforge]

heh

yeah you ever hear about the "tossed salad man"
heh

[Solid Snake]

I imagine "bending over" has a more literal meaning in prison than in the workplace.

[Mike]

LMAO that is why work is supreme over prison.

[LiLRiceBoi]

Havent seen Bubba... and I'm not planning to