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    Severe Thread-Surfing: a thread that likes maximum randomity

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    ...so it's important to make friends with the computers at work, because nowadays, computers are involved in every aspect of business; from doing the payroll to running the elevators. So if the computer deosn't like you, it can make the elevator drop like a rock for 20 stories, then lift up and do it again and again until you've got peanut butter for bones. That's why...

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    ...rectal itch...

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    ...so I say, u know, "what" and she goes "what?" and I'm like, "what?" and she's all like, u know, "what?" so I'm all like...

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    ...has vowed revenge at the last ten hours of unbridled peace that has broken out in the little province of Absurdistan, says local cleric Abu Abad Feroukh, who said he cannot remember the name of the militant faction he's involved with this week, but assures us that it has "Death" and "Allah" in the title.

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    ...so the IT guy says it was a "bug" that caused the Shipping Dept. to send 120 highly specialized and sophisticated servo-motors for the aircraft, worth $260,000 apiece, to a bunch of fishermen in the Ryuku islands (who are currently using them as anchors) and I want to....

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    ...Heh, yeah, I remember when "downloading your floppy" meant you were looking for the men's room.

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    ...and I just think this trend of wearing live rodents at fancy restaurants is just GROSS, you know?

    The other night, we were at Maxim's, and there was this couple? And she had a ferret wrapped around her neck? And the ferret was trying to get at her dinner and clawing her neck? But she's acting all cool and stuff? And her date was on his cell phone the whole time? And he's like really loud, 'cause the ferret was screaming? And I'm all like...

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    ...when getting "stoned" left you dead or badly bruised...

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    ...danged rectal itch...

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    "Your WHAT goes up when you boot up your linux box??"

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    YEP!

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    That was a really funny problem!

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    Preparation H. Relief of that itching and burning sensation.

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    chop 3 mangos with garlic add an onion

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    "Sometimes life is just what we make it."

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    Preperation H. Also great as a facelift in a tube.

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    "Sometimes life is just what we make it."

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    time for bed

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    i dont get this

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    can someone explain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantumlight
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    i dont get this

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    can someone explain?
    Heh, it's about the experience of randomly clicking through a variety of threads, on a variety of forums, and snatching bits that are funny (or just make 'em up, like me) to make a sort of running joke.

    Extra points if you can make the posts somehow...connect...




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    vass has lack of random imagination

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    I hear if you inhale wrong, you can have an aneurism.

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    The RobRich Skool of Really Very Good Writing

    Hey gang! Enroll now today at The RobRich Skool of Really Very Good Writing! Be the writer you are always dreamed about!

    Here you have will learning lots of rules to be writing really really very good!

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    I remember when "cell phone" meant what you used to call your lawyer from jail.

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    ...right, right...it's that thing...what does that thing...it, ah...purple, I dunno....

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    ...spam! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!

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    I thought it was supposed to be "maximum randomosity", but

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    They say technology slows down for no one. I know it outruns my wallet. I figure its because my wallet isn't light enough yet.

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    The RobRich Skool of Really Very Good Writing!

    WHere does I sign up?

    Who do I send a check to and how much ya want?

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    All your grammar are belong to us. You have no chance to summarize. Make your edit. -Whir

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    ...whole passel of politicians between 'em ain't got a brain of bug dust! No scaly ass, wart-necked, fly eatin' toad-brained politician an' no twelve-toed, fat-butted, pointy-headed beaurocrat ain't goin' tell ME iffin' I got to wear a seat belt or iffin' I DON'T got to wear one, as far as that goes!

    Iffen I want to stand on these brakes an' bust through the windshield with my face, DANG if I won't, an' no one can tell me I ain't got the right! Next thing them power-crazy bassars goin' tell us to wear a jockstrap when we drive! Puts me in a mind to....

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    ...dang rectal itch...

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    I heard someone say "rectal" and I flipped

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    So many peoples' typing, not to mention spelling is horr

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    58% of the US adult population never

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    Jennifer Aniston suspected

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    Causing close to $100 billion in damage to

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    A problem looms that involves our evolutionary method of information gathering that

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    They say technology slows down for no one. I know it outruns my wallet. I figure its because my wallet isn't light enough yet.

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    ...sex-change operation. A trans-sexual woman who claimed to be "a woman trapped in the body of a man" has now requested to be changed back into a man.

    Dr. Jurgen Vourgenstadtenblinc, who performed the surgery, now says that upon further examination, the woman/man "is a moron trapped in the body of an idiot."

    More details can be found at...

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    ...so I'm like, u know? I'm all, like, what? So she's like, "what"? So I go, "what"? And she's all like, u know, like like...wow. So I, u know...

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    SEE? SEE?? That am so great, totally unsolicitedness! And boy, do he have marks, also! Wow! How can you see, Whir am latest victim...that be, customer of....
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    ...hogtie 'em with one of their aggravatin' seat belts, douse 'em with some bacon grease, an' throw 'em in a root cellar with about maybe ten thousand half-starved STINK BUGS, an' just let's see how all-fired safe the God-mockin' bassars feel THEN! Why, it just gives me a case of....

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    ...rectal itch.

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    ...or do i have a tendency to kill threads

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    wutsup, im bek new here just introducin dont wana just charge in and ask questions like alota ppl lol

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    Still got the book that came with the mobo? Maybe even the box would say. Still, if it was an ASUS they don't skimp so you outta' have a second controller jack; right next to the first one.

    I say manual or box 'cause if you're like me you hate to power down a rig, take out side panel (or whatever screws) and move the box out of it's nesting place to look in it.
    Are you going to mirror or any exotic?

    Good luck man.

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