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Old July 12th, 2006, 05:43 PM   Digg it!   #1 (permalink)
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GREETINGS FROM PAUL

A recent email I received:

I KNOW THAT MY MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A
SUPRISE SINCE I DONT KNOW YOU IN PERSON OR MET WITH YOU BEFORE,BUT I AM
OF THE BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD BE OBLIGED TO COME TO MY ASSISTANCE AFTER
HEARING ABOUT MY SITUATION. IT IS HIGHLY REGREATABLE WRITING TO YOU NOW
NOT MINDING THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT PAVADED AROUND ME HERE IN ABIDJAN.

I AM PAUL KONA, THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR AND MRS.KONA MY FATHER WAS A
VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF
IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES
ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED IN
OCTOBER 1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER IN 2005 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN
ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A
SUM OF US$ 9,500,000 (NINE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES
DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN,
THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE MONEY. HE
ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS
POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES. THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN
PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND
USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT) DEAR, I
AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS
COUNTRY TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR MY FUTURE LIVING AND GOOD ESTABLISHMENT.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN THIS
MATTER.
I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
SINCERELY
PAUL KONA
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Old July 12th, 2006, 05:51 PM     #2 (permalink)
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all i need is all your bank account info and your social security number and dob
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Old July 12th, 2006, 06:52 PM     #3 (permalink)
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all i need is all your bank account info and your social security number and dob

Hey, that's right !
Wow, I got the same E-mail from Paul Kona.
Wait til he learns he is sending $9,500,000 to a PURPLE DOOG in New York !

Ha ! I fooled him

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lol!

I wish i got these! All I get is Breast Enlargement Pills and cheap Viagra.
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Heir of the Pepsi Kona soft drink fortune?!
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Old July 13th, 2006, 10:17 AM     #6 (permalink)
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lol!

I wish i got these! All I get is Breast Enlargement Pills and cheap Viagra.

HaHooey !
Maybe that's all you need !


AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
DOOG $9,500,000 richer. Wait til I get to bank today !

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I'd just reply saying you'll do it but you need his bank account info so you can initiate the transfer.
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Instead of going through all that crap, why don't you just give me the money?

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TURSTED REPRESENTATIVE NEEDED

Greetings,

We are exporters based in China who exports rawmaterials,
such as Calcite, Barytes, Manganese Dioxide,Dolomite ,Mica ,China Clay
, Mangnese and Construction chemicals. We also export Metal Ore's from
Asia and export into Europe, America and Australia.We are interested in
employing your services, to work with us as our payment agent who can
help us establish a medium of recieving payment on our behalf for Goods
and raw materials we supplied to our customers in Europe, America or
Australia. If you are interested in transacting business with us, we'd
be very glad.

Subject to your satisfaction, you will be given the
opportunity to negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your
services as our representative in Europe, America and Australia.Please
if you are interested, forward to us your phone/fax number and your
full contact address. Or, just state your interest.
Full details of our
work and company will be given to you
after you have stated your
interest.


Thank
you as we await your further response.

Faithfully Yours,
Mr. Michael
Prezbindowski
President/Ceo
Astra Chemicals LTD.

I'm glad I'm so "Tursted".
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I'm glad I'm so "Tursted".

You don't have to make Funn of my Speling.
It's hard to type with your back paws you know !

Plus when I went to my Bank Account >>>

NO $9,500,000 !

Fortunately of 23,000 DooG YummieS, 47 Kilos of Coffee,3 cans of CaaT Nip,
and $2.98 for a rainy day, only the $2.98 was taken.
Now how do I buy a Pancho if it rains ?

Gotta send out more "Tursted" e-mails !

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