I just tio ban on offtopic.com!!!

[Detritus]

boom?

[jokostel]

bada bing.

[Mike]

Tooooo much homework!

I think I even have a couple of exams on Friday.

[jokostel]

then quit school.

naah... soon enough, it'll be over, and hopefully you'll reap the benefits of your hard work.

[Mike]

I wish it will be over soon enough! I will ultimately have to go to grad school to continue the pain.

[jokostel]

poor bastard.

[EXreaction]

Don't worry...

Once your out of school everything gets better.
(or it should at least, it could go downhill though )

[Mike]

I just managed to get this freakin' math program to work properly.

[SiliconJon]

"School prepares you for life, which still sucks."

Not my words, I assure you...I saw it on a sticker with a bunny.

[Mike]

"I went into college knowing nothing. I left college knowing I knew nothing."

I found that one a bit more amusing.

[jokostel]

face it. the things you do today, will be left for someone to mess up tomarrow.

[Arch3rs]

I have just *Pimp slapped* you all ! now your all my Bitches

[jokostel]

i aint nobodys bitch. **WHAM** archers is down for the count and bleeding like stuck pig... because i STUCK him like a pig
how does that bowie knife taste??? Oink- Oink!

HAHAHA!

[RobRich]

Lil' pimp, don't make the "Da' Man" lay the smack down.

[Arch3rs]

You may all be beating your *pimp* But your always be my BITCHES

[Atomic Rooster]

Look at what I just got today:


HOME OFFICE: 165 FULHAM PALACE RD. W6 8JB UNITED KINGDOM.


REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/839030X2/14
BATCH NUMBER:065/088/XY24
TICKET NUMBER:023-1111-790-458

OUR REF: 27349/46

WINNING NOTIFICATION: FINAL
NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today 24th of
January of winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME held
on Saturday the 22nd of January, 2007.

Your ticket number 023-1111-790-458 attached to your email address,
with serial number 5073-12 drew the lucky numbers 43-10-42-37-10-43(bonus
no.),this lucky number subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £552,000,00
(Five hundred and fifty-two thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited
to file XYL/26510460037/04. This is from a total cash prize of
£5,520,000,00(Five million, five hundred and twenty thousand pounds sterling)
shared amongst the first ten (10) lucky winners in this category i.e
Match 5 plus bonus.

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extracted from close to 125,000 unions, associations and corporate
bodies listed online. This promotion takes place Quarterly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in the United kingdom as indicated in your
play coupon. In view of this,your £552,000,00 (Five hundred and
fifty-two thousand pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our
payment office in the United Kingdom.

Your assigned claims agent will immediately commence the process to
facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her via
electronic mail(email) or other options made available to you.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to
you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of
our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse
of this program. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent;
Official: Barr. Henry Price(esq.)
Representative office
10 Camelot close thamesmead.
London E280ES
United Kingdom.
Email:ukfiduciarysagents04@yahoo.co.uk


Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Thank you for being part of our online promotional lottery program.


Yours Truly,
Sir. Steven Smith.
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[jokostel]

Lame-o. Can't they come up with something better than that??

[carl33p]

AR, i get those weekly.
Im a quattuordecillion if you were to add up all my internet winnings!
http://www.jimloy.com/math/billion.htm

[mrniceguy]

[wera]

boom?

Shyackalaka.