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December 28th, 2006, 07:57 PM
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| | ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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What do pirates practice shooting at?
Tarrrrrgets!
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December 28th, 2006, 07:59 PM
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| | SoMuchAnime-SoLittleTime
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Plymouth, WI
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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December 28th, 2006, 08:13 PM
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| | Instigator
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Healdsburg, CA
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What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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December 28th, 2006, 08:53 PM
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| | SoMuchAnime-SoLittleTime
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29. No pirate shall ever drive a minivan, unless he drives the minivan into a tavern, for the purposes of looting barrels of rum from said tavern. Upon completion of this task, the minivan is to be burned. No exceptions.
36. When setting out on a voyage, a pirate does not pack a suitcase. He is only to bring what he can carry under his arms, or what his wench can carry on her back.
45. Cannoneers aboard a pirate vessel are not allowed to use hearing protection of any sort. No matter what the OSHA regulations say, if ye can't stand bleedin' from the ears, you have no business being a Pirate.
53. A pirate may ride in a rowboat, if traveling to or from his ship. Use of a Kayak is only permitted if used for cannon target practice.
54. When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum.
66. Pirates do not say "please" or "thank you". The phrase "Arrr, I'll probably kill you tomorrow" is an acceptable alternative for "Thank you". http://www.piratelaws.com/ |
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December 28th, 2006, 08:56 PM
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| | Mr. Smartypants
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December 28th, 2006, 08:59 PM
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| | Ultimate Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: MS
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I am a pirate... look! http://www.pearl.k12.ms.us/phs.html
They lost the webmaster this year and now the site is very boring.
Its not that good anyway its just a High School site.
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December 28th, 2006, 09:06 PM
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| | SoMuchAnime-SoLittleTime
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Originally Posted by Dethrattle | Hello Nineteen Ninty Five!  |
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December 28th, 2006, 09:14 PM
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| | Banned
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December 28th, 2006, 11:19 PM
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| | ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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Originally Posted by jokostel bunnga bunnga | The phrase is "Unnga Bunnga" |
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December 28th, 2006, 11:20 PM
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| | ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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What do you call a pedophile pirate?
AARRRRGGH Kelly!! |
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