I just tio ban on offtopic.com!!!

[Mike]

Time for bed? I think it is!

What madness.

[jokostel]

coo-coo catchoo Mrs. Robinson!

[Mike]

Time for breakfast!

Not sure what we'll be doing today.

[jokostel]

Probably a spastic something. Then a trip to the ER for a sling.

[Mike]

May have to print some new recipes from Emeril's web site.

[EXreaction]

FROM THE DESK OF MR.IDRIS MUSA.
BILL AND EXCHANGE
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK  OF  AFRICA   ( BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO ,
 
 
           Dear Friend,
 
Compliments,
 
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department 
of BANK OF AFRICA. I am writting to seek your coperation over this business 
deal.
 
In my department,  I discovered an abandoned sum of$15million USD(Fifteen 
million US dollars)only , in an account that belongs to one of our foreign 
customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took 
place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of 
Atlanta,United States of America but naturalised in Burkinafaso,WestAfrica 
and  contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) .
 
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of 
kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be released  unless 
somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as 
indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately , all his supposed 
next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving 
nobody behind for the claim.
 
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to makethis businness 
proposal to you and release the money to  you via your foreign bank account 
as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent 
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could  go into the 
Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
 
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money 
remainedunclamed after four years, the money will betransfered into the Bank 
treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum 
co-operation as a  foreign citizen  to stand as the next of kin in this 
business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a 
foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. 40 % 
of this money will be for you as my foreign partner, inrespect to the 
provision of a foreign account. 10 %will be set aside for expences incured 
during the business and 50 % would be for me.There after I will come over to 
your country for disbursement accoding to the percentages indicated.
 
Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as 
arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to 
the deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted .
 
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of 
application which you will fill and submit to the office of the foreign 
remittance director of the bank of africa. I will not fail to bring to your 
notice that this transaction is stricly confidential and i will use my 
position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund.
 
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
 
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
 
Please , visit the website below for more informations about the Plane
Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late 
DR.GEORGE BRUMLEY.

Your’s faithfully,
 
MR.IDRIS MUSA

Lmao, they are even funnier when they have a spelling mistake every 5 words.

[Mike]

w00t for awesome spam!

Time to eat breakfast.

[EXreaction]

Breakfast? Who eats breakfast these days (well, I usually get up around 10:00 anyways, so I just wait for lunch)?

Just about lunch time here.

[Mike]

Who eats breakfast? People who want to be healthy?

[carl33p]

Instant Breakfast for me.

Strawberry flavored powder added to milk!