A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what
little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75,
pushing the pedaleven more. Looking in his rear view mirror,
he saw the highway patrolbehind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await
the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran
off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
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