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July 7th, 2009, 04:24 PM
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| Cops purchase struggling doughnut shop
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CLARE, Mich., July 7 (UPI) -- Members of a Michigan police department, apparently unafraid of jokes at their expense, banded together to purchase their favorite doughnut shop.
The Clare Police Department, which has nine full-time officers, purchased the Clare City Bakery and changed the name to Cops & Doughnuts after discovering the previous owners were planning to close down the 113-year-old shop, WNEM-TV, Saginaw, Mich., reported Tuesday.
The officers said they are volunteering their time with the bakery and will not be paid for their services. They said the shop will be staffed by high school and college students.
Cops & Doughnuts apparel, including a T-shirt stating, "You Have The Right To Remain Glazed," can be purchased from the store's Web site, Cops & Doughnuts - Clare City Bakery.
| Cops purchase struggling doughnut shop - UPI.com
How many phrases can one apply to cops owning a donut shop, let the list begin. | 
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July 7th, 2009, 04:28 PM
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Bad cop, no doughnut!
Your eyes are glazed son, are you high? No officer, but your fingers seem glazed.... have you been eating doughnuts?
( I know these are lousy- but Im tired)
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July 7th, 2009, 04:48 PM
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"See ya round like a doughnut" said the cop to his new employees. (ouch)
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July 8th, 2009, 12:08 AM
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I got busted by the donut detective and put in the HOLE 
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July 8th, 2009, 11:25 PM
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Haha, I love it. These cops now have a shop that they can park their "shops" * around!  *"shop"= L.A. Police slang for a police car.
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July 8th, 2009, 11:35 PM
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What a cool story coming from such an economically depressed area.  | |
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July 8th, 2009, 11:59 PM
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nine full-time officers, purchased the Clare City Bakery and changed the name to Cops & Doughnuts after discovering the previous owners were planning to close down the 113-year-old shop,
| Michigan Police: Purveyors of Antiquity!
And glazed donuts!  | |
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July 11th, 2009, 02:31 PM
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| | Prof. of DooGlian Studies
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What;s this, a Phat cops story? | |
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