I personally think I would prefer to be raped with a red hot poker in prison by a 290 pound inmate named Bubba.
11:24 I entered shower for dull pain in back.
~11:34 I got out and began to towel off my hair and working down my body I raised my left leg to the edge of the tub.
~11:34:35 I bent down to dry my left leg
~11:34:36.7 I lifted my right leg to the tub rim.
~11:34:37.5 I bent over to dry my right leg and foot
~11:34:37.7 I felt a crunch and shot pain all overwhelming me.
~11:34:38.1 I stood up and decided that was a really bad idea.
Now but naked and damp I decided to drip dry for a while and assess my predicament on hands and knees.
After several failed attempts I decided I could not spend the rest of my life on the bathroom floor on hands and knees. so at approximately 12:10 AM I decided to stand up no matter what. I did so and walked to my bed and flopped down.
going to work sucks I look like a corkscrew over a week and counting and vicodine does jack