Animal rights protesters missing? Well, duh!

**RedFury** · October 1st, 2010, 08:38 PM

Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally*|*GlossyNews.com

God I love motorcycle gangs!

**osprey4** · October 2nd, 2010, 08:05 AM

Seriously sounds like something from the Onion.

**no1_vern** · October 2nd, 2010, 08:36 AM

Posted on January 07, 2010

I suspect/hope they have all been found by now.

began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by.

Hehe, you mess with the bull, expect the horns. What did they expect to happen??

They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

IAH, I would have gotten tired of having a smelly toilet. I would have at least flushed(doused him with cold water) a few times during the day.

I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

I would have made SURE he was a woman before allowing him on mine. The only way to tell an effete man from a woman is to take the clothes off. But the idea of driving him around naked on my bike bothers me though - imagine if one of my friends came over and said "boo" to him? He could have been scared so badly he might have peed/crapped on my seat! He WOULD have disappeared then. Effete boys need to stay out of real mens' way.

Reading back over my post, I'm wondering if Im not a bit too rough in my opinion of PETA type protesters. I dont think so, but maybe I am. What do you think? Would you have "allowed" them to do that to you??

**HMMurdock** · October 2nd, 2010, 09:05 AM

I love animals and think they should be treated humanely and with respect, but PETA is a bunch of morons.

**Imperion1** · October 2nd, 2010, 10:29 AM

Wonder if a PETA supporter ever ran over a squirrel, frog, etc. animal, or did they just veer into an oncoming vehicle to avoid the animal?
Makes one wonder. And if a supporter has, wouldn't that make the person a hypocrite?

**Imperion1** · October 2nd, 2010, 10:35 AM

Just read the article, love this line.
“That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

**RedFury** · October 2nd, 2010, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by HMMurdock

I love animals and think they should be treated humanely and with respect, but PETA is a bunch of morons.

And I'll respect your opinion, as long as you don't force it upon me...which is what these morons are trying to do.

My beef with these idiots, is that they oppose the use of leather by bikers....um, what else are they going to make their SAFETY equipment out of? PETA protesters?

**tony_j15** · October 2nd, 2010, 08:31 PM

That entire site is very blogesque, methinks The Onion has more credibility.

**surreal** · October 3rd, 2010, 10:14 AM

No! If it's on the internet it's true!

**Creatures** · October 3rd, 2010, 10:50 AM

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