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November 7th, 2002, 07:53 PM
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|  Dog vs. Computer: Man's Best Friend?
Dog vs. Computer: Man's Best Friend? You decide Favorite Food:
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior:
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property:
D: dog not found
C: file not found Favorite trick:
D: roll over
C: play dead Comic-page hero:
D: Dogbert
C: Dilbert Fun way to mess with their heads:
D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive Consequence of virus:
D: replace valuable carpeting
C: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate:
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool:
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller Sensitive internal procedures:
D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once Method of marking territory:
D: lifting leg
C: "Designed for Windows98" Personally, I think that both of these answers are the same Unique behavior:
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature:
D: dewclaw
C: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan:
D: 12 years
C: 12 months At end of useful life:
D: euthanasia
C: tax deduction
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November 7th, 2002, 07:55 PM
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November 8th, 2002, 02:27 AM
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My dog is MUCH cheaper ($3-5 at pound 8 years ago ), my comp screws something up multiple times daily (dog rarely disobeys my "commands")...the list goes on.
Dog = better investment
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November 8th, 2002, 08:29 AM
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You forget, dogs are much more reliable than computers.
Especially computers that run a WindowsOS...!
"Dogs rule, computers drool!" 
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November 8th, 2002, 10:09 AM
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I must concur. Dogs win easily. | |
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November 8th, 2002, 10:54 AM
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i like dogs do rule but i am not giving up my puter anytime soon.... though I think my dog is thinking about destroying the competition
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November 8th, 2002, 10:56 AM
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ROTFL!! | |
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November 8th, 2002, 11:17 AM
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don't insert a floppy in the wrong one.
But dollar for dollar a dog is better.
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November 8th, 2002, 11:26 AM
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Tough choice. I'd say my answer would have to be a dog. | |
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November 8th, 2002, 02:05 PM
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And a dog will keep your backdoor safe, unlike Windows computer. | |
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