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November 21st, 2002, 07:23 AM
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Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. | |
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November 21st, 2002, 08:50 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one   |
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November 21st, 2002, 09:05 AM
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Well.
Dag nab it Who is the leader of china???
This is a stupid post. It never answers the question.
Besides who is releasing transcripts of Condi and GWB?
Aren't these confidential? |
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November 21st, 2002, 09:26 AM
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November 21st, 2002, 09:27 AM
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Ep- You real tight this morning.
What's up? ('sides your weight, that is) | |
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November 21st, 2002, 09:33 AM
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shahani
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November 21st, 2002, 09:33 AM
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I can't believe you are releasing transcripts of the presidents private conversations.
You better read the HSA that is a direct violation of subsection xray delta - 2 sub section Gamma paragraph 22456 line 600.
Check out my project post shahani. |
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November 21st, 2002, 09:40 AM
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My BP beats your TNT in effective range. |
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November 21st, 2002, 09:41 AM
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