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Old November 21st, 2002, 07:23 AM   Digg it!   #1 (permalink)
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Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of

China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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Old November 21st, 2002, 08:50 AM     #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:05 AM     #3 (permalink)
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Well.

Dag nab it Who is the leader of china???

This is a stupid post. It never answers the question.

Besides who is releasing transcripts of Condi and GWB?

Aren't these confidential?
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:26 AM     #4 (permalink)
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:27 AM     #5 (permalink)
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Ep- You real tight this morning.

What's up? ('sides your weight, that is)
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:33 AM     #6 (permalink)
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I can see by your avatar that your going turkey hunting for your thanksgiving dinner........................
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:33 AM     #7 (permalink)
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I can't believe you are releasing transcripts of the presidents private conversations.

You better read the HSA that is a direct violation of subsection xray delta - 2 sub section Gamma paragraph 22456 line 600.

Check out my project post shahani.
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:39 AM     #8 (permalink)
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I can see by your avatar that your going turkey hunting for your thanksgiving dinner........................

Nah, I wear that to intimidate Epidemic.
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Old November 21st, 2002, 09:41 AM     #10 (permalink)
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ROFL! Great one shahani!
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