Woohoo! I'm paying $1.05 here!!!
Oh, wait... that's per LITRE, not gallon
At least the boat's diesel (off-highway red diesel) is only $0.30/litre 
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Can I play haemorrhoid sufferer number 1? Oooh! Aaah! Oh, that hurts! Is there no relief?
No.
What about the after guy? Oh, that's better! I can ride a bike again!
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