Hilary Duff

**ablang** · July 17th, 2003, 09:56 AM

My name is Ron and I am 32 years old and single. My co-workers think I have a problem of being obsessed with Hilary Duff. I hear her music all the time on the radio (RadioDisney AM1470), and I see her auctions on eBay all the time. They know that I am in love with Hilary Duff and will skip any real women (due to their imperfections) to be with her.

Yes, I know that she is 15 years old, a fact that all men seem to know (hmmm). I would like to marry her now (while she is relatively undiscovered by most men) and then move in together with her in 2.2 years. No, I don't want to have sex with her, I just want to be with her. A lot of people think I'm weird now, but in 2.2 years, no one will be second-guessing me. It's incredible how her face looks so mature. I only think she'll get even better over time.

When I try to explain my fascination with her, people keep saying it's because she's blond and voluptuous, and I always say that that is coincidental. She is a future triple threat in the entertainment business. She already does movies, music, and will be doing TV on the WB soon. And she'll have her own clothing line (like J.Lo) soon too.

If I recall right, I know that true love knows no boundaries, even that of age. I am willing to wait for her.

So, is this a normal crush, like I believe it is, or do you think like my co-workers about how it is wrong to think about a young girl like her? And will it make a difference 2 years from now?

**Mike** · July 17th, 2003, 09:58 AM

She already is a TT... She was on a Disney show.

prexaspes · July 17th, 2003, 10:06 AM

You're probably too short for her.

**ShawnD1** · July 17th, 2003, 10:10 AM

That's not creepy at all, she's beautiful. It's mostly creepy when older guys like women that actually LOOK like they are 15. Hilary Duff looks much older than she really is.

**Barney** · July 17th, 2003, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by prexaspes
You're probably too short for her.

Nah, I think the real problem here is that all women are b*tches!

Ablang, I think it's about time you grow up - stop dreaming about those pop singers and find yourself a real woman.

**Mr. Goodbytes** · July 17th, 2003, 10:28 AM

Yeah, well, I'd run away with Michelle Branch if she asked me too, but that's not all too likely either. I actually have a fairly decent chance of meeting her, but that would be through a future girlfriend, so the "running away" part, not gonna happen. Yeah, Ablang, there's plenty of booty well within your reach. Go for what you can grab today.

**ShawnD1** · July 17th, 2003, 10:34 AM

Work on your body then work on your personality and you'll become a chick magnet. The body to get them to talk to you and the personality to keep them talking to you

So far I have 1 of the 2, flatter me and take a guess which one

.

**Toddly** · July 17th, 2003, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Barney

Ablang, I think it's about time you grow up - stop dreaming about those pop singers and find yourself a real woman.

I have to agree here with Barney. I don't know you but your co-workers are right on.

**Bob The Great** · July 17th, 2003, 12:59 PM

If I recall right, I know that true love knows no boundaries, even that of age. I am willing to wait for her.

Love is two sided though. If she loved you back that would be a different thing, but I think you should really look for love in a women closer to your age. Right now you could trash your life by being obsessed with her. Duff is going to get married to some college grad sometime and your going to be left alone. Instead of focusing on her I think that you need to focus on the beautiful and amazing women around you so they aren't fuzzy shapes but you can see them for who they are (beautiful and amazing people).

I'm not going to argue that Duff is hot, and probably a really nice person but I think if you miss out on the women around you at this stage you could hit 40, realize your life is half over and you don't have a wife to love, or a boy to play baseball or teach computers to and a girl to watch at her dance lessons.

Give this some major thought, cause your giving up a hell of a lot for an image of someone.

**MD1032** · July 17th, 2003, 01:49 PM

How can anyone stand that girl? She plays the exact same character with a different name in EVERY movie. She's so annoying, she's like the valley-girl of all valley-girls. UGH and all that make-up!! *puke*

**ShawnD1** · July 17th, 2003, 01:54 PM

Yeah but without the makup and good hair job she looks fantastic. Heck, you can make almost any woman look real good with the right hair style and lighting

**Mike** · January 31st, 2004, 03:40 AM

So ablang, are you going to the Duff concert at Arco?

She's on tour? Pure madness.

**RobRich** · January 31st, 2004, 03:48 AM

I must be out of the loop or something. I have never watched or listened to a single work she has done.

Anway, doesn't this thread belong on the heading "Jail Bait"?

you at this stage you could hit 40, realize your life is half over and you don't have a wife to love or a boy to play baseball or teach computers to and a girl to watch at her dance lessons.

Is there a problem with this strategy? Some people are just not cut out to deal with a family. I have enough problems, I certianly don't need a family to complicate my life anymore.

**Sweeper** · January 31st, 2004, 04:08 AM

AVRIL LAVIGNE.....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**RobRich** · January 31st, 2004, 04:10 AM

Like we couldn't see that reply coming.

**jokostel** · January 31st, 2004, 04:28 AM

britney and Liz Hurley, Christina, Carmen Elecktra, Jenna Jameson, Avril,.......... list goes on and on.... over 65% of the women on this planet are hot. the other 35% are women over 40(ladies older than 40... ill pass thank you very much)

**Sweeper** · January 31st, 2004, 05:50 AM

RobRich

No way I could pass up this post.... After seeing her in concert (front row at stage) ..... "WOW"... she's beautifull!!!!!!!!!

**brandon184** · January 31st, 2004, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Goodbytes
I'd run away with Michelle Branch if she asked me too

Well, you see, the difference there is that your situation would actually be legal.

So, is this a normal crush, like I believe it is, or do you think like my co-workers about how it is wrong to think about a young girl like her? And will it make a difference 2 years from now?

Honestly? A tad creepy. Okay.. so maybe just a smidgon above a tad creepy. But, whatever floats your boat. As long as you're not out there trying to pick up 15 year olds who happen to "look" mature for their age... Well... yes.

In two years it'll probably be a little bit less creepy... But at least your co-workers would no longer be able to make the ol' "pedo" argument, and may even consider allowing you around their children.

Good luck with all that.

- Brandon

**Warthog** · January 31st, 2004, 06:42 AM

[quot]Honestly? A tad creepy. Okay.. so maybe just a smidgon above a tad creepy. [/quote]

I'm a bit frightened myself.

w00t for Michelle Rodriguez

...although I like most any hispanic, hardc0re chicita

Warthog

**GohanSSJ** · January 31st, 2004, 06:55 AM

Ablang... you got a problem, it's alright to like the looks of someone, but you know it stays there, you don't know her, i don't care if you seen everything and read everything about her and all, you just don't know her.

Get it out of your head, and keep your eyes open for someone that you like for their personality.