Lines that should be retired

**daveleau** · September 18th, 2003, 08:36 PM

My wife and I laugh every time we hear certain lines no matter what context they are in. For instance, a nuclear bomb could go off in a movie killing thousands and one survivor might say to another who is holding a phone "Who you gonna call?" and we'd die laughing!

Here are my additions to the retired lines hall of fame:

1-- Who you gonna call? (Ghostbusters)
2-- It's just a flesh wound! (or anything with the words flesh wound) (Holy Grail)

Do you have any to add?

**shahani** · September 18th, 2003, 08:37 PM

Check's in the mail.

**EvilRick** · September 18th, 2003, 08:38 PM

3-- I'll be back. (Is that a threat, or a promise?)

**DPA** · September 18th, 2003, 09:24 PM

and who could forget:

Doh! (simpsons)

**SiliconJon** · September 18th, 2003, 11:13 PM

I gave at the office

Shhh, listen...you smell something?!

...and knitting...and knitting....and knitting...and knitting...

**daveleau** · September 18th, 2003, 11:27 PM

What are yours from, Jon?

**RustyGT** · September 19th, 2003, 04:29 AM

"Your call is important to us."

Sure it is. I've been on hold for ten minutes.

"97% Fat Free!"

OK. It has 3% Fat. I can live with that.

R.

**Whir** · September 19th, 2003, 04:34 AM

"She turned me into a newt!"

**wju425** · September 19th, 2003, 11:49 AM

"You want fries with that?"

\o/ Billy

**Zitch** · September 19th, 2003, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Whir
"She turned me into a newt!"

"... I got better."

**Bob The Great** · September 19th, 2003, 02:37 PM

"Get some! Get Some!" -Aliens

"Badges, we don't need to stinkin badges" -Blazing Saddles

"Smoke if you got em" -Space Balls

"She can't take much more of this cap'n" -Various Star Trek Shows/Movies

**shahani** · September 19th, 2003, 03:48 PM

May I help you?

You're pre-approved for a $100,000 Home Equity Line of Credit

**mdroth** · September 19th, 2003, 04:08 PM

"tell me, do you feel lucky puck?"

**edit. would probably be more accurate with

"tell me, do you feel lucky Punk ?"

**Whir** · September 19th, 2003, 04:47 PM

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"

If someone can tell me the movie, I'll pat you on the back.

**Lemon[H]ead** · September 19th, 2003, 05:43 PM

you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

actually that should be kept and treasured forever

**Prexaspes** · September 19th, 2003, 05:46 PM

"Do not run. We are your friends."

--one of my favorites

**Brainchild** · September 19th, 2003, 07:01 PM

Nip it in the bud- Barney from andy griffith,it's only effective if the person using it tries to imitate Barney

Dumber than a bag of hammers-

**Heavy_Equipment** · September 19th, 2003, 07:04 PM

Badgers...
I'll take Weird Al's "UHF" for 1000.

**Heavy_Equipment** · September 19th, 2003, 07:05 PM

...and on second thought, don't touch me.

**daveleau** · September 19th, 2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Whir
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"

If someone can tell me the movie, I'll pat you on the back.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0040897/

I cheated though and looked it up.
The source was this: http://www.darryl.com/badges/ this guy has way too much time on his hands. The site is current up to last week!