Here's another one:
Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great, and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq.
Alexander says, "You know, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would have conquered India."
Frederick the Great says, "And if I had just one squadron of Bush's air force, I'd have won the Seven Years War in a couple of weeks."
Napoleon says, "And if I only had Fox News, no one would ever have known I lost the Russia campaign."