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    Free Thinker M_Six's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Go scan yourself...

    ...for a virus.
    You can't fix stupidity.

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    LOL!
    this post contains small bits of intelligence culminating to the appearance of wisdom.

    http://www.shareaproject.com/pages/p...,p,346,00.html

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    Ultimate Member ShawnD1's Avatar
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    Viruses you suffer from:

    Linux
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

    Politics
    Stop caring!

    Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

    Viruses you might suffer from:

    Pokemon (60%)
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

    Junkfood (65%)
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

    Free BSD (85%)
    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

    Religion (70%)
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

    Japan (60%)
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

    Brand Names (75%)
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

    X11 (60%)
    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

    Computer Games (60%)
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

    Hippyism (68%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

    Environmentalism (70%)
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

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    carpe noctum Warthog's Avatar
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    Viruses you suffer from:
    None!
    Viruses you might suffer from:

    Cars (75%)
    There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

    I must be pretty healthy

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    Ultimate Member tobu's Avatar
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    OMG i g0t the japanese ref to eva and all. omg lol.
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    All Your Cats Are Belong to Us

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    Ultimate Member U-96's Avatar
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    wow. There were far too many Goth and industrial record label logos I recognised there

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    Leader of the Crab People Redwolf's Avatar
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    The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
    Viruses you suffer from:

    Linux
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

    Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

    BBCB
    CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

    Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

    Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

    Japan
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

    Windows
    Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
    As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

    Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

    Computer Games
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

    Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

    Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

    Viruses you might suffer from:

    Pokemon (60%)
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

    Free BSD (80%)
    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

    USA (70%)
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

    8-Bit (80%)
    Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

    Politics (95%)
    Stop caring!

    Conspiracy Theory (65%)
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

    Hippyism (80%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

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    Misanthropic
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    Viruses you suffer from:

    Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

    Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

    Computer Games
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

    Viruses you might suffer from:

    Linux (80%)
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

    Free BSD (90%)
    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

    Politics (75%)
    Stop caring!

    Hippyism (98%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

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    Leader of the Crab People Redwolf's Avatar
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    I'm wondering why so many seem to be suffering from Hippyism?

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