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January 11th, 2002, 02:01 PM
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... Woman After Chase Quote:
A Rutherford County woman was all wet after stealing a wad of money from a drug store cash register Thursday.
Police said they tracked down Christina Delilah Arvizu to her house after witnesses gave them the license number of her car.
But when she saw the officers waiting for her, she kept driving -- into a wooded swamp.
Arvizu fled on food (hmm that should be foot!), but not before leaving an obvious trail -- her clothes.
Police dogs tracked Arvizu to the backyard of a house, where police found her naked and still clutching the cash.
She told officers she had to take off her clothes after they became so wet they slowed her down.
Arvizu was charged with felony evading arrest and leaving the scene of a car crash
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January 11th, 2002, 02:10 PM
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Hmm I think somebody was having a bad day  LOL
damn .... no pics *sigh* LOL | 
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January 11th, 2002, 02:11 PM
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dead linky  | 
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January 11th, 2002, 02:13 PM
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| Odds are you dont wanna see the pics. For every hot chick theres gotta be atleast 20 that arent. Maybe more like 50. | |
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January 11th, 2002, 02:26 PM
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Odds are you dont wanna see the pics. For every hot chick theres gotta be atleast 20 that arent. Maybe more like 50.
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January 11th, 2002, 03:47 PM
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| | Free Thinker
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Just reinforces the UDB theory. That's Uniform Distribution of Bozos. It states that for any given area, there will be a given amount of bozos living there. In other words, there's no escaping bozos. 
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January 11th, 2002, 03:48 PM
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in the famous words of a co worker first name dave "sweet"
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January 11th, 2002, 04:04 PM
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I was looking for a pic too  Quote: |
For every hot chick theres gotta be atleast 20 that arent. Maybe more like 50.
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January 11th, 2002, 04:21 PM
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LOL WTF you trying to do Wart? Start the jailbabes thing up again? | |
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