Funny George W. Bush Quotes!

**Droppyale** · February 1st, 2004, 01:45 PM

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

**jordanabc2332** · February 1st, 2004, 01:50 PM

sigh....I dunno whats gonna happen if he gets 4 more years.

**MTAtech** · February 1st, 2004, 01:59 PM

Yup, all true statements. With GWB, America has substantially lowered the bar as to what we expect from a President.

**JacobM5727** · February 1st, 2004, 02:03 PM

ugh, look away canadians

**M_Six** · February 1st, 2004, 02:04 PM

Hmm. The bar was pretty low already.

Serious limbo contest now, eh?

**whitebeard21** · February 1st, 2004, 04:52 PM

KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor:
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...
...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic,
which proves there can be too much of a good thing."

"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be—a literate country and a hopefuller country."
—Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."
—Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000

http://www.bushisms.com/NewQuotes.html

**Mike** · February 1st, 2004, 04:55 PM

hmm those are real quotes, eh? That ain't right.

**jokostel** · February 1st, 2004, 06:46 PM

the last real bright democrat in the whitehouse was John Kennedy....let your thoughts ponder on that one for a moment

**Crix** · February 1st, 2004, 06:52 PM

he also enjoys ribs!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0040122-5.html

its just so silly ^_^;;

**MTAtech** · February 1st, 2004, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by jokostel
the last real bright democrat in the whitehouse was John Kennedy....let your thoughts ponder on that one for a moment

What's source formulated your opinion? Kennedy didn't do so well on the SATs. Johnson was great at what he did but I don't know the grades he got. Carter had a doctorate in physics. Clinton grew up dirt poor but became a Rhodes scholar and by all people that knew him, very smart.